"Telephone"
("Telephone" Lyrics Remake)
Sang by Lady Gaga Feat. Beyonce
New lyrics written by Surfer1020
Telephone ([by Lady Gaga Feat. Beyonce] lyrics remake)
Lady Gaga:
Hello, hello baby
You called, I can't hear a thing.
I have got no service
In the restaurant like you said
Wha-Wha-What did you say, huh?
You're meeting up with me?
Surely, you can come because
I'm kinda hungry.
K-kinda hungry
K-kinda hungry
Surely, you can come because I'm kinda hungry.
Just a second,
I’m placing my order right away
And I cannot text you with
A menu in my hand
You shoulda got here faster,
And please don’t forget your keys
And now you won't stop calling me;
I'm busy eating.
Stop callin', stop callin',
I waiting for-you to get here!
I left my food and my drink on the ta-ble.
Stop callin, stop callin,
Would you please just make it down here!
I left my food and my drink on the ta-ble.
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Would you just get here!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh!
I'm wait-in’!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Stop telephonin' me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Can call all you want,
But there's no one home,
And you're not gonna reach my telephone!
Cuz you’re driving to me,
And I'm sippin’ that tea,
And you're not gonna reach my telephone!
Can call all you want,
But there's no one home,
And you're not gonna reach my telephone!
Cuz you’re driving to me,
And I'm sippin’ that tea,
And you're not gonna reach my telephone!
Beyonce:
Girl, the way I’m blowin' up your phone, phone
I will drive much faster.
Put my keys in faster,
Gettin’ to you faster.
I shoulda brought my phone with me,
cuz this is a disaster!
Callin' like a collector -
Why can’t you just answer?!
Not that I don't like you,
You’re keep-ing us waiting.
And I am sick and tired
of my phone r-ringing.
Sometimes I feel like
I’m living inside New Orleans.
Tonight I'm not takin no calls,
cause I'll be eatin’.
Cause I'll be eatin’
Cause I'll be eatin’
Tonight I'm not takin no calls, cause I'll be eatin’!
Stop callin', stop callin',
I waiting for-you to get here!
I left my food and my drink on the ta-ble.
Stop callin, stop callin,
Would you please just make it down here!
I left my food and my drink on the ta-ble.
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Would you just get here!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh!
I'm wait-in’!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Stop telephonin' me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Can call all you want,
But there's no one home,
And you're not gonna reach my telephone!
Cuz you’re driving to me,
And I'm sippin’ that tea,
And you're not gonna reach my telephone!
Can call all you want,
But there's no one home,
And you're not gonna reach my telephone!
Cuz you’re driving to me,
And I'm sippin’ that tea,
And you're not gonna reach my telephone!
Can call all you want,
But there's no one home,
And you're not gonna reach my telephone!
Cuz you’re driving to me,
And I'm sippin’ that tea,
And you're not gonna reach my telephone!
My telephone!
M-m-my telephone!
Cuz you’re driving to me,
and I'm sippin’ that tea,
and you're not gonna reach my telephone!
My telephone!
M-m-my telephone!
Cuz you’re driving to me,
And I'm sippin’ that tea,
And you're not gonna reach my telephone!
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that one i would find awesome.
you make it look easy though lol.
haha i noticed your avatar has food too...
lol nice...
it cool.