Projectile Diarrhea of the Mouth.

So I sat down this weekend, or whenever, to do an interview with Eridor with Kazooieman. Going into the interview, I didn't know how it would go... Eridor seemed... quiet, to say the least. So I devised a plan to include Kazooieman, since he was quite the character in his interview (and in general) and it turned out that he knew the guy! Score.

Yeah, not so much.

Eridor was still very quiet, and I only managed to squeeze out a sentence from him per question. He only opened up once we strayed from the questions and I let Kazooieman conduct the mid-interview game. But he didn't open up by very much. This interview was more conversational. But eh, see for yourself.

Points of Interest: An Anti-Nightmare mentality, Kazooieman is a beast at FFR, and The Inability to Complete a Runescape Tutorial.



(Interview with Eridor - A week ago at 12:30something A.M. here)

Kazooieman: OI! Eridor's ON!
acevus: Oh... jebus. mkay. Bring him in!

Eridor was added to the conversation.

Kazooieman: =3!
acevus: hellooo... Eridor, yes?
Eridor: Yup.
acevus: Welcome! So, I PMed you a while back about interviewing you, and I wanted to slip you in
after Chelskiman... and yeah, nows the time!
Eridor: Okay.
acevus: I've got Kazooieman here to help, as you can see!
Kazooieman: =3


acevus: And though I'm not entirely prepared for this interview, we're going to wing it! So uh...
any questions before we start?
Kazooieman: When do we get payed?
acevus: Yeah, uh... I'll pay you in pixels. How's that? : D
Eridor: Sounds good. What's my motivation?
Kazooieman: Your a 13 year old american girl who likes anything disney
Eridor: Like, OMG, Jonas Brothers!!! Good?
Kazooieman: You forgot Hannah Montana =P Anyways go ahead Avenub
acevus: XD haven't heard that one before... Anyway, lets start general (while I do research on you in another window...)
Kazooieman: lol "research"
Eridor: "stalking" =P


acevus: Where could Kazooieman stalk you, if he were to choose to?/Where do you lurk on Neoseeker? (=P I'm reading your diaries about entries about you to find questions to ask, fyi.)
Eridor: I go to Loungin' a lot, the RFS forum, Writer's Lounge, PokéFiction, Soul Silver, Graphics
Requests, I think that's all.
Kazooieman: And I do actually stalk you in Soul Silver! =3
acevus: creepy.
Eridor: Well, those are the main ones, anyways.


acevus: Have you participated in any other competitions on Neoseeker?
Eridor: Erm, I don't think so, besides the current 'Johto Region' in Soul Silver.


acevus: What drew you to Neoseeker Big Brother? Kazooieman, jump in with questions whenever you wish.
Kazooieman: Oh I will Avenub
Eridor: I had followed the previous one, and wanted to participate myself, so I signed up.


acevus: So how was your time in the BB House? You were in the Big Brother Duplex, yes? Describe your alliance during the game.
Eridor: That means the hidden, right?
acevus: Yes
Eridor: I never really was in an 'alliance'.
Kazooieman: =O Liah!
Eridor: All of the older seekers pretty much took out the newer ones.


acevus: Really, because various diaries discussed that you were aligned with Nightmare, and
Distortion and such...
Eridor: There was the Distorion, Kat, Vector, etc one but that was pretty much just the older seekers, getting the newer ones. We never really stuck together as an alliance.


acevus: But weren't you the one who put them (Kat and Distortion) up for eviction at some point?
Atleast, according to GTA_Fanatic, atleast: "Eridor put both Nightmare and Distortion on the
chopping block."
Eridor: I know I put up Kat, because I didn't like her. I don't think I put Distortion up.
Kazooieman: =o Blasphemy
acevus: Kat seemed to be an interesting character... what about her didn't you like?
Eridor: She was just annoying I guess. Bossy, bit of a prick, I guess.
Kazooieman: =o I'm telling.


Eridor: She started seeming better after the competition though. I got a lot of wrong impressions during the season.
acevus: Like what?/who?
Eridor: Some people just seemed worse than they really are, and after I got to know them a little
more throughout the season, things changed.


acevus: So how exactly did you get eliminated? I don't remember if you made it past the merge or
not.
Eridor: Well, I was off at Summer Camp, so I gave access to my account to GTA_F, under the radar
of course. I got nominated that week, and he couldn't win the veto, and then I was voted
out. And no, I did not make it to the merge.


acevus: GTA_Fanatic had access to your account? So did you know him prior to the competition? Or did you meet him through BB? Seems like a lot of trust would go into giving someone access
to your account...
Kazooieman: =o You should have let me handle your account in your absence
acevus: no kidding!
Eridor: I mean just the BB account, not the Neo account. I knew him a little before, and we became
pretty good friends throughout the season. Kazooie, I barley knew you at that point.
Kazooieman: =o Oh yeah. Ally's group chat started after that.


acevus: ...wait.... is this the group chat you talked about before Kazooie?
Kazooieman: Umm. Depends. Several happened in a week.
acevus: describe them all : D
Kazooieman: The first one was the "gender confused rape session".
acevus: yes, thats the one you mentioned.
Kazooieman: The other ones were just general talks meeting other people. And I think the last one had me, CoDaD and Byzantine moshing to Metal


acevus: So Eridor, you don't seem as animated or talkative as other people I've interviewed... or
maybe its just the fact that you don't know me. Is he always this quiet, Kazooie?
Kazooieman: Uhm... Hard to say. I don't talk to him in heaps but I reckon he's just nervous. Or still sad over the fact that Ally broke up with him last night
Eridor: Not really, I never do talk much, except for my closer Neofriends.


acevus: So who is the Ally person we keep speaking of?
Kazooieman: Altaura, better known as Spiritual now. But I refuse to call him that one word verb.
Eridor: I haven't talked to Altaura in a while.
Kazooieman: Course you haven't. He broke up with you last night.
Eridor: I still call him Altaura too.
Kazooieman: He's my bitch now! =3
Eridor: XD


acevus: Hmm... so I don't know, do we have to talk about Pokemenz for you to loosen up or
something, Eridor? Where did the name Eridor come from?
Eridor: No, I'm good.
Kazooieman: I'd rather talk about Pokefemz. Tbqh =3
Eridor: Well, I was thinking of a name for Runescape, and at the time I was reading Eragon, and
the name Eridor was mentioned, and my name became Eridor45. That's the name I also used for
Neoseeker, and the '45' was dropped later on.
Kazooieman: You liked Runescape? That would explain why Ally broke up with you =P
Eridor: Back in the day.


acevus: I played Runescape, but I didn't like it... but honestly, I couldn't stop.
Kazooieman: Tbqh, and don't laugh, I never passed the tutorial in Runescape.
acevus: XD
Kazooieman: I could never light a god damn fire for some reason
Eridor: I still play every now and again.
acevus: It wasn't very hard at all...
Kazooieman: Shut up. Meh.
Eridor: No, it was easy. (acev-edit: Which is what I said. =P)
Kazooieman: FFR is much betterer than Runescape anyway
acevus: You should go give it another try... =P atleast light the fire and then close the browser.


Kazooieman: lol Mmm... nah. Is there going to be a game like mine? =3 I like games.
acevus: Yeah... there's supposed to be... but I don't know what I can do for this one...
Kazooieman: But your lazy ain't you?
acevus: lol no...
acevus: Usually, through talking to the interviewee, I can think of something... but I mean... I haven't been getting enough to think of something... We could do a flash game showdown...


Kazooieman: Make him play FFR... AN TRY AND BEAT ME.
acevus: MONKEY DUDE!
Kazooieman: No. FFR! I want him to try Hardcore to the North
acevus: eh... I need to figure something out that I can judge... unless you're both willing to
screenshot.
Kazooieman: Screenshot
Eridor: What is FFR?
Eridor: and yeah, I can screen.
acevus: FlashFlashRevolution


Eridor: What do you do in FFR?
Kazooieman: Pretty much Dance Dance Revolution except with fingers and you must play on x175 speed
Eridor: No, screw that. XD I have no cooridination.
Kazooieman: Sure you don't
acevus: Hmm... yeah, and Kazooie would have the upperhand...
Kazooieman: I just want to see you try though =P
acevus: probably plays it constantly...
Kazooieman: Daily. I used to never be able to hit one.
Eridor: You want to see me squirm.
Kazooieman: Now I can play x175 speed with Hardcore to the North
acevus: FFR it is!
Eridor: Damnit. Lol.


acevus: So I don't know how this is going to work, so Kazooie... you'll have to facilitate this
game.
Kazooieman: http://www.flashflashrevolution.com/FFR_the_Game.php When that loads, go to settings and go to Speed as 175
Eridor: done.
Kazooieman: Then once that's done, go the the misc. category and double click the first one at the top left. 300 This is Sparta techno remix. Best overall score wins. And screenshot plox. You get 3 tries.


acevus: XD how long is this going to take?
Kazooieman: Not long. Trust me! =3
acevus: welp, have it at.
Kazooieman: I've done my turn. Screenshotting atm.
Eridor: I failed. XD
acevus: Screen it!


Kazooieman: 2 more tires lol
Eridor: I did.
Kazooieman: Could you hit any?
Eridor: I did all three.
Kazooieman: oh lol
acevus: XD
Eridor: not really.
Kazooieman: I've got an average score but I really just woke up. Still adjusting to the sun.
Eridor: I failed. Do I give the screen via MSN?


Kazooieman: I got 558 Perfect
Eridor: and I'm going to be getting off soon.
Kazooieman: I'm just publishing them online via MSN. Then I'll give you the link.
acevus: host it if possible, if not... then... eh. its all good...
Kazooieman: alright I'll host >_<
Eridor: mine is uploading.
Kazooieman: same
Eridor: http://tinypic.com/m/654m6v/3
acevus: access denied...
Kazooieman: lawl... Use Imageshack like me


Eridor: http://i33.tinypic.com/xc2omp.jpg?
Kazooieman: Btw nice Firefox theme Eri
acevus: much better.
Kazooieman: LAWL AT SCORE!
Eridor: it says total was 9305. so, I failed? XD
Kazooieman: Yes. That's the best possible score you can get. You only got 10 perfects =P http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/930/picforffr.png Mine


acevus: oh dear god...
Kazooieman: lawl OBLITERATED!
acevus: no *bleep*ing kidding.
Eridor: how the hell do you do that?
Kazooieman: I've jsut practised over 3 years. Trust me you get used to it after 3 years.


acevus: well yeah, I mean... generally there are a few more questions I should ask for the interview, but it won't matter... we can't salvage this one.
Kazooieman: lawl
acevus: So yeah, I guess I'll edit this to the best of my ability and then give you a link to your wiki page and also the blog post.
Kazooieman: I just wanna say it's an honour to pwn Eridor at FFR.


acevus: hahah Eridor, any last words/shoutouts?
Kazooieman: Looks at Eridor ... =3
Eridor: words, not really, shoutouts, uhh, all my peeps. XD
Kazooieman: Me mostly though. amirite?
Eridor: Of course (not). I kidz.
acevus: XD see, where was this earlier in the interview? that would've been nice. but yeah, like I
said... its all good. thanks for your time!


Kazooieman: That's it?
Eridor: Anytime.
Kazooieman: You made me wait 5 *bleep*ing years for that? FFFFFFFFFFFFFF UUUUUUUUUUUUUU
acevus: XD
Eridor: Please, save it for another screen, not this one. XD
acevus: Kazooie, I'll make it up to you with a better interview.
Kazooieman: Okay =3 You don't have to say that in front of Eridor though. The poor thing =(
acevus: D: I didn't mean it like that. (acev-edit: I mean, I kind of did...) I meant, one that I'm prepared for, and such...
Kazooieman: Oh shaw
Eridor: XD
acevus: Sorry Eridor, I wasn't trying to diss you or anything XD
Eridor: =( it's all good.


Kazooieman: The next one better be with Redemption or someone similar or ottherwise you owe me a cherry coke
acevus: ew... soda
Kazooieman: lolwut?
Eridor: Propel is where it's at.
Kazooieman: Me no speak American. Cherry Coke is the bitch I can only get it at like two stores here in Australia, and only in cans.
acevus: =X I don't drink soda... and if I did it wouldn't be coke.
Eridor: XD
Kazooieman: Okay Mr. Pussy. Is it because the bubbles hurt your tongue? =3
Eridor: I drink soda, and juice, and propel, and milk, and water, and propel.
Kazooieman: And propel?
acevus: lol its just bad for you... and its not like you really need it.


Kazooieman: Will someone explain to me what propel is?
Eridor: vitamin enhanced water, pretty much.
Kazooieman: LOLWUT I just call that Vitamin Water
acevus: Its flavored water, basically. But yeah, its vitamin enhanced...
Eridor: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Propel_Fitness_Water
Kazooieman: You silly pizza eaters. Oh so it's a brand. I take back the eaters part. You silly Pizza's.
Eridor: WTF. XD Well, I'm gonna get off here now.
Kazooieman: lol This interview was supposed to end 10 mins ago.
acevus: It did...
Kazooieman: Shaw it did. Oh wait... DON'T EDIT THIS STUFF OUT! =O
Eridor: XD
acevus: I won't, I won't...



So what did I learn, boys and girls? Two simple things; 1) You can nudge a horse toward a magical pond of shit-talking water, but you can't make it drink and spew gossip like projectile diarrhea. Oh, and 2) Kazooieman is definitely welcome back for another interview.