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Ravenpaw's Path: Shattered Peace Review

    I just finished reading my new copy of Shattered Peace, the first book in the Ravenpaw manga series.
    I pre-ordered it an got it four days early. :33

    -THE FOLLOWING CONTAINS MAJOR SPOILERS-


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Funny SE fanfiction stuff :3

    “Well yes! Indeed Liz’s breasts ARE smaller than Patty. Also her left breast is 0.8 cm smaller than her other one!” He sadly put his hand on her shoulder as she continued to stare with shocked look on her face.

    “She’s unfortunately, symmetrically challenged.”

    Liz’s eyes snapped out of her daze and flared with anger. Without turn she back handed Kidd in the face knocking him to the floor. Liz jumped out of her seat and onto the table.

    “I’ll show you 'symmetrically challenged' you OCD FREAK!”

    Liz jumped off the table, Pro Wrestler style, making her elbow extend out before making contact with Kidd’s torso.

    “Diving Elbow DROP!!!”
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    Liz ran over to him, pushing up her imaginary sleeves, she grabbed him by his legs and pulled at him, but Patti refused to let go and tried to pull him back. Pulling himself out the suffocation between

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Chrona's Poem and Soul Eater Quotes

    “Once the light penetrated the dark

    I could see the beautiful things around me

    No longer was everything just shadows to deal with

    Colours I never knew existed suddenly came to life

    Brilliant and scary

    Yet the most amazing thing I found

    Happened to be black and white”


    “Humans are fascinating and riveting creatures. But, ultimately, they expire. They start wars with each other, they destroy whole cities. They create art and change the world. They are a very ugly and beautiful race, and it is not wise to attach yourself to them. They will age and die. You will not. Be careful, Kid-kun. Remember, you’re not human."

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It's not symmetrical!

    I'm just like Death the Kid. ;-;

    In gym class today, we were playing volleyball, boys vs. girls.
    Girls were Team Red, and boys were Team Blue.
    My friend was keeping score, but she though the girls were the blue team and the guys were the red. T.T

    I started to spaz, saying "That's means we're losing but in reality we're winning while the guys think they'll win but they aren't because we are. IT'S NOT SYMMETRICAL!"
    I got weird looks from my classmates and the teacher.
    I covered my head up with my hands and started to laugh.

    Mr. Towle asked me if I was okay, and I told her I was fine, but I wanted to get some water.

    When I came back, I started to hyperventilate and rock back and forth on the bench. Mr. Towle got Lynnea to switch the scores back, finally, after I nearly passed out.
    I think I had a bit of a nosebleed too. ;-;

    But if I am turning into a female Death the Kid, I'm gonna be a badass who ca

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Warriors Guides - Battle Techniques

    I've decided to start writing up lists and guides of Warriors info.
    Here's all of the battle techniques I know.

    Back kick
    Explosive surprise move to catch opponent from behind. Judge opponent's distance from you carefully; then lash out with your back legs, taking your weight on your front paws.

    Belly rake
    A fight-stopper. Slide with unsheathed claws across soft flesh of opponent's belly. If you're pinned down, the belly rake quickly puts you back in control.

    Front paw blow
    Frontal attack. Bring your front paw down hard on your opponent's head. Claws sheathed.

    Front paw strike
    Frontal attack. Slice downward with your front paw at the body or face of your opponent. Claws unsheathed.

    Leap-and-cover
    Ideal for making your opponent feel much pain, leap onto your opponent's back and put your paws over their eyes. For the moment the opponent is blinded, sink your claws into the soft skin around their eyes

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My Halloween

    So, today it Halloween.

    I don't trick-or-treat anymore, 'cause I think I'm too old for it, and I only like CHOCOLATE. Not candy. C-H-O-C-O-L-A-T-E.

    I'll probably be on the computer all day, eating chocolate from the candy bowl. We don't get trick-or-treaters at my house, so my mum, Aislinn, Grace and I eat it.
    WTF. There's a squiggly line under Aislinn's name. I shall refer to her as Manatee for now.

    I was watching a video on YouTube earlier, on how to trick trick-or-treaters.

    LOST: 1 piece of candy
    GAINED: 4 pieces of candy.
    NET GAIN: 3 pieces of candy

    I like this plan. XD

    I was gonna dress up as a female Death the Kid, but my friend's closet fell over, and it had the costume in it. ;0; No costume for Jess.
    So today I've been screaming about how my witch hat makes me look like Blair.
    Blair is a cat witch who can transform into a human. AND SHE'S FROM SOUL EATER, TOO.

    Hold on, gotta get another mini

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I can make a :3 face

    According to Cam, I can make a perfect :3 face.



    I just noticed that too.

    It's just because of my face frame, I guess.

    Although I was hit in the face with a golf club when I was five, and I have a dented nose.
    Someone(IRL) once told me that my nose reminded them of a duck's beak.
    ;-;

    But nobody on Neo has mentioned it yet, so I guess I'm good. :shifty:

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Soul Eater - harmoNIZE



This is the fighting. It's not a training.
You are confused. 'Cause I am standing.

I tell you one thing before you die.
I will never forgive you.

I disappear in the darkness.
I am breathing like the darkness.

I can read your action and thought.
It's your fate. It's decided.

I break you. No matter where you stand
I break you before you sense on me.
I break you no matter where you go.

This is the last time that you can be careless.
I'm ready anytime to lock you on.

Take a look around from your eyes.
There is no escape from this spot.

I disappear in the darkness.
I am breathing like the quietness.

I can read your action and thought.
It's your fate. It's decided.

I break you. no matter where you stand
I break you before you sense on me.

I break you no matter what you say.
I break you before you revive.
I break you.
You better watch your back.

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18 Reasons why Death the Kid is better than you

1:: He can make a cute face.


2:: He's Shinigami-Sama's son. He's gonna rule the academy some day.

3:: He has OCD.


4:: He's the God of Death.

5:: He has cool hair.

6:: I think he's quite EXTREMELY hot.

7:: He has two weapons, named Liz and Patti. They become a pair of demon pistols in battle.


8:: He is in love with Crona, but doesn't know it yet. :3


9:: He nearly killed Crona on the ship, but she escaped.


10:: He has these awesomesauce amber eyes. :3

11:: He'll spend forever trying to fix something unsymmetrical, and he's obsessed with symmetrical stuff.

12:: He IS symmetrical.


13:: He manages not to flirt with Patti or Liz.

14:: He can be emotionless.


15:: He uses his guns upside-down, pulling the trigger with his pinkie.

16:: He proved Crona was a girl, in the video when he fights her. Pause at 0:42.

17:: He can do aerial acrobatics.

18:: His shoes have heels.

I wanna do one of these for Crona sometime,

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And the debate continues...

Dakota and Ryan were debating about childrens' shows.

Ryan::I so wanna hijack the Magic School Bus, and, like, go inside my body.

Dakota:: Yeah, that would be awesome.

Ryan:: Or hijack Thomas the Tank Engine.

*The two sing the Magic School Bus song*

Tyler:: I wonder why you two know so much about that show.

Dakota(or Ryan):: Your MOM knows that show.

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So, yeah, you can't expect much from them. *facepalm*

IN OTHER NEWS...


SOUL EATER CARAMELLDANSEN

Watch this or die.

Death the Kid is so frickin' cute in this. <3
He looks like Simon, who looks like Billy, who looks like Trevor, who looks like Cam.
Cam is Death the Kid now.

And Maka is high on something in this, I swear.
Chrona is a little scared of her.

I LOVE Spirit in this. He's a little akward around but Maka, but freaked out around Stein.
"I want to dissect you!!"
XD

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