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The Blogwind
So yeah, I heard I've been neglecting the guy reading these.
Sup Neo. I'dve given you a blog recently, but I haven't felt like raging at anything other than myself and I don't care to make this into "Yet Another Emo Teen Blog", so you've had sod all. I'm sorry. I'll try to raeg at something else. Something topical. How about... Valentines Day? You know, that magical day you're supposed to spend with your significant other?
Excuse me while I throw up. Why the hell am I discussing the finer points of a relationship on the Internet, the cesspool of social rejects like me? It's not like we've all got Valentines here, that's why. In theory, I won't have the entirety of Neoseeker saying "lul ur just jellus". I'll have a few of you doing it, sure. But that would imply that I'm actually jealous of you people having emotional ball-and-chains. Yes, I'm a bitter and cynical sod who didn't get enough hugs as a small child, but there's no laws banning bitter and cynical sods who didn't get enough hugs as small children from expressing themselves, so deal with me.
Reason to ban Valentines Day #1: It's another bloody commercial holiday.
Seriously, it's just another excuse to make people spend lots of money. Sure, Christmas is as well, but Christmas had a meaning way back when; the birth of some little dude called Jesus. Valentines Day is about... some Roman pedo with too many love notes, IIRC. What a GRIPPING idea for a holiday- at least Jesus had the Christians worshipping his every move.
Reason to ban Valentines Day #2: You don't need an excuse to tell your partner you love them and to buy them stuff.
No, really. The fact that it's Valentines Day shouldn't automatically compel you to buy stuff. Do something more original than buy her a box of chocolates, a teddy bear and some flowers. Bitches love originality.
Reason to ban Valentines Day #3: It is not fun for all the family.
No, really. Christmas has the whole "family get-together warm-and-fuzzy feeling" thing going for it. Halloween is a good laugh with fancy dress parties. Easter gets the little kiddies two weeks off of school here, perfect for family time. What does Valentines Day give? A forced excuse for couples to spend money. Oh wow.
However, to those people here who are actually in relationships; have fun, be lovey-dovey, and if the celebrations go that far then use a bloody condom for ****s sake. =\
Excuse me while I throw up. Why the hell am I discussing the finer points of a relationship on the Internet, the cesspool of social rejects like me? It's not like we've all got Valentines here, that's why. In theory, I won't have the entirety of Neoseeker saying "lul ur just jellus". I'll have a few of you doing it, sure. But that would imply that I'm actually jealous of you people having emotional ball-and-chains. Yes, I'm a bitter and cynical sod who didn't get enough hugs as a small child, but there's no laws banning bitter and cynical sods who didn't get enough hugs as small children from expressing themselves, so deal with me.
Reason to ban Valentines Day #1: It's another bloody commercial holiday.
Seriously, it's just another excuse to make people spend lots of money. Sure, Christmas is as well, but Christmas had a meaning way back when; the birth of some little dude called Jesus. Valentines Day is about... some Roman pedo with too many love notes, IIRC. What a GRIPPING idea for a holiday- at least Jesus had the Christians worshipping his every move.
Reason to ban Valentines Day #2: You don't need an excuse to tell your partner you love them and to buy them stuff.
No, really. The fact that it's Valentines Day shouldn't automatically compel you to buy stuff. Do something more original than buy her a box of chocolates, a teddy bear and some flowers. Bitches love originality.
Reason to ban Valentines Day #3: It is not fun for all the family.
No, really. Christmas has the whole "family get-together warm-and-fuzzy feeling" thing going for it. Halloween is a good laugh with fancy dress parties. Easter gets the little kiddies two weeks off of school here, perfect for family time. What does Valentines Day give? A forced excuse for couples to spend money. Oh wow.
However, to those people here who are actually in relationships; have fun, be lovey-dovey, and if the celebrations go that far then use a bloody condom for ****s sake. =\
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