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This was a good movie and I probably would have given it a higher rating, if it wasn't in 3D. (I saw it in 3D much to my disgust.) Now through this review, you may here me rant several times about how much I hate 3D. If you are offended, suck it up.

Thor starts off with a history lesson! Just like you were still in school. It shows battles and such between Thor's people and a race called Ice Giants. The Ice Giants were supposedly trying to conquer Earth. Thor's people try to help the humans to stop them. They manage to drive back the ice giants all the way back to their home planet. The norseman's King, Odin, stormed the Ice Giants' planet and took their power source.

Twenty or so years pass since then and Thor with his brother Loki are getting around pretty good. Thor is about to be named the new King or heir or something when Ice Giants try to steal back their power source. T
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I honestly don't see why a lot of people don't seem to like this movie. Anyway, here's my thoughts on the whole shabang. I'll do reviews for all of them over time.

So the first movie, "Curse of the Black Pearl", started off being okay. Introduced the characters..
"Dead Man's Chest" introduced the actual story and everything picked up.
"At World's End" I thought was amazing. Interesting story, epic battles, and at the very end, a hint for the next movie featuring Capt'n Jack Sparrow.

This movie starts off with Mr. Gibbs being in court. And the judge is none other than... Jack Sparrow. After a rather funny and interesting scene involving Mr. Gibbs being Jack(?) he gets sentenced to life in prison. Jack's payed off the driver to drive them both the docks, but the East India Trading Company payed him to bring them both to Jail. After several more things. You'll learn several more int
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Halo: Combat Evolved. Xbox. Rated M.

Even though this game is 9 or 10 years old, I'm still gonna do a review on it cause it still seems popular. Also I'll probably end up doing reviews for much older games than this anyway. So then let's begin!

Halo is a giant ring world located somewhere in space. It's basically the ultimate weapon. It has the power to wipe out all life in the universe. And alien alliance made up of the (In Human Terms) Grunts, Jackals, Hunters, Elites, Brutes, some kind of bug thing, and one more thing that I can't remember the name of. It's like a jackal and I think it's only in Halo reach. Only the Grunts, Elites, Jackals, and Hunters are in the 1st Halo. Anyway, they call themselves "The Covenant" and are led by three aliens called Prophets. They believe that they have a holy cause wiping out all other life in the universe. And guess what. Humans are li
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Left 4 Dead. Rated M. 360 version.

One of the best zombie apocalypse games ever. Left 4 Dead's opening scene starts up with 4 survivors (Zoey=Chick, Bill=Old, Louis=Black, Francis=Biker Dude) walking around in an alley and finding a dead special infected called the Boomer.

Let me start at the beginning. 2 weeks before the start of the game, a disease started called the Green Flu. Millions of people started trying to evacuate. A lot of them didn't make it. This means that there are tons of zombies walking around on the streets wanting to eat your flesh. Sounds exciting right? I'm not done. Some of them mutated. They took on certain qualities that made them "special" compared to the rest of the infected. First off there's the Smoker. A tall zombie that grabs survivors with it's tongue as they're trying to move along. The Second S.I. (Special Infected) is the Hunter. he jumps
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Hey everyone, I decided to start up a review site online for movies, game, and that's probably it. Thought it'd be a cool idea to start with the blog on Neoseeker. So here's my first game review, Tales of Symphonia for the Nintendo Gamecube!

Symphonia is unique in many ways. Very lovable characters and a storyline that really makes you want to keep playing. I'll start off with a quick backstory taken pretty much from the game (Not sure if it's exact since I'm reciting this from memory.
"Once upon a time, there existed a giant tree that was the source of mana. A war however, caused the tree to wither away, and a heroes life was sacrificed in order to take it's place. Grieving over the loss, the Goddess dissapeared unto the heavens. She left the angels with this edict, 'You must wake me. For if I should sleep, the world will be destroyed.' The angels bore the Chosen One, who head
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