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POTSY'S LEARNING ME THINGS

More like Orgasmic bread glycolysis cutting hair.

Anyway, so Potsy was all in a fret about him not knowing Glycolysis (He ended up rattling it all off, silly Potsy) but it reminded me I was doing similar stuff this year, around winter when a good half the class failed (I DIDNT THOUGH) and all of it seemed familiar. Acytel CoA, Oxaloacetate, pyruvate, non alcoholic bread... it all brought back memories. Now I'm interested and wish I had saved my notes. I want to retake my honors Bio class now.

HE ALSO LEARNED ME HOW CUTS HAPPEN.

Potsy says:
*Well, first of all your skin gets all hurted because you cut yourself
Potsy says:
*So you've gone and damaged a whole bunch of tissue you silly boy and it needs to fix itself
Potsy says:
*So the first thing it does is activate the inflammatory response in co-ordination with blood clotting
Potsy says:
*Both of which are nastily complicated but have the net effect of forming a large mass of protein (your scab) whilst making the surrounding tissue inflamed (swollen, red, warm and painful)
Potsy says:
*Then over time you get the gradual proliferation of epitelial cells down and around the scab, slowly coming together in an attempt to close the wound
Potsy says:
*Whilst this is happening the precursor to scar tissue is forming underneath the scab; this is the nice gooey stuff you see if you pull a scab off too early
Potsy says:
*Once the epidermis has fully close however it becames mass-keratinising, causing the previously gooey substrate underneath it to become very hard due to the large amount of keratin and collagen being produced


I hope you don't go and *bleep*ing hurt yourself after reading this. Or eat your scabs, since the stuff underneath is the stuff hair and fingernails and toenails are made of. Also, Potsy makes science seem funny.

KNOWING IS HALF THE BAAAAAATTLE

Comments

  • 0 thumbs!
    CardCaptor Sakura since Jul 2007 | Jun 15, 09
    ...I was eating. ;45;
    • 0 thumbs!
      The Lost Soul since Jun 2007 | Jun 15, 09
      ALL THE BEST LEARNING MAKES YOU SICK
  • 0 thumbs!
    Zarathustra since Sep 2005 | Jun 14, 09
    YOU'D BETTER BE LEARNING THEM WELL OR YOU'LL HAVE ME TO ANSWER TO!
    • 0 thumbs!
      The Lost Soul since Jun 2007 | Jun 14, 09
      I'm sure everyone is interested in this, Potsy. The odd tags will only further attract the masses.
      • 1 thumbs!
        Zarathustra since Sep 2005 | Jun 14, 09
        Everyone loves orgasmic bread, especially when it can cut hair with glycolysis =D
        • 0 thumbs!
          The Lost Soul since Jun 2007 | Jun 14, 09
          Exactly. You'll be learning the masses with my little bits of nothing before and after.
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