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HAIL! HAIL! THE ALPHA MALE! - An update from me and the studio

MY MAIN MAN SHAYN IS A MOTHER*bleep*ING GENIUS

Because he's willing to put himself through the torture of watching New Moon for the ultimate prize; A TWIFAG.

No but seriously, I think we should all follow Shayn's example. I never would have thought of this. It's simple really; if you see a young girl in need of a ticket, you simply go up to them and say "Hey...I know you're down baby...I got this spare ticket if you want it."

Now this will work unless she chooses to sit next to her friends rather than you. If this happens, you've *bleep*ed up. If she does sit next to you, it doesn't matter if you fall asleep; she'll be too focused on the movie! As long as you wake up before it finishes, she won't give a shit!

Unless you're like me. If you're like me, you will laugh all the way through it and receive regular beatings afterwards. Worth it though. Angry sex = awesome. Not really. I wouldn't know. She won't let me near her if she's angry. Never mind naked.

ANYWAY

I completed Boktai 3. OH YES I DID. In 3 days actually. I have to say, it's probably the best game in the series, and that's no lie. I can see why they kept it to Japan-only release; it's far too awesome to be on our shelves. Trinity's catchphrase might've been the only bad thing about the game. I mean, what the hell?

"DAMN! Crap, that nearly split my ass in half!"

Yeah, no thank you. I preferred the LK myth.

But anyway, I loved it. I wish I had my joystick to do it though, would've been much easier. However using the keyboard made me a quicker typer, which when you looked at me beforehand would seem practically impossible.

So yeah, I've been trying to revive the Boktai wiki as a result, and I'm writing a new joint fanfic, based on Boktai, with my main man Chron (Chronoboy21 or Ross). Check us out in the Writer's Lounge; it's called Sol Eclipse.

Another thing I'd like to talk about is music. The project is well under way now, and I've got about 2 albums' worth of worthy material. We've yet to record ANYTHING properly, however I do have one song recorded and uploaded online. It's a song recorded with clean electric guitar and bass guitar (me and David respectively). If you want the link PM me/comment on this blog post and I will give it to you.

The story behind this song is that there isn't one. It's as good as a preview. I told David that I wanted to write a song for Dannie's birthday which, incidentally, was wednesday last week. Everybody say HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANNIE. Anyway yeah I asked him if he could give me a hand but he said "I don't know mate. You're better off writing it; it's your song". He was right. So, I picked it up, started strumming and within 5 minutes, it was written. We spent the next half hour deciding how we should record it and then what instruments we should use. We spent the next 20 minutes setting up the equipment to record the song. We spent the next 10 minutes recording the song properly. The result was adequate.

It's a 1.20 minute long clip and with 2 instruments, as I mentioend earlier so I don't know why I'm saying it again. We have plans to turn it into a full song, so that's just another song to add to our catalogue. I should tell you all of them some time. Also we're planning some covers, so I'll list them at the end of this blog.

I have finished with this blog cause I'm bored now. So here's your list and a few shoutouts.

Covers:
Defnite covers:
Don't Stop - Innerpartysystem
Bodies - Robbie Williams
Requiem For A Dream

Possible covers (bolded most likely):
I Don't Care - Apocalyptica
This Confession Means Nothing - Architects
Homecoming - Hey Monday
Hurricane - Norihiko Hibino
I Don't Wanna Stop - Ozzy Osbourne
There's No Easy Way Out - Robert Tepper
Pretty Handsome Awkward - The Used
Paparazzi - Lady GaGa


Covers we were gonna do but decided to scrap them for various reasons:
Hollow Crown - Architects
Suicide Season - Bring Me The Horizon
Winter Overture - Dead Swans
Beat It - Michael Jackson
Chasing Cars - Snow Patrol

Currently finished songs:
  • Everyone Loves The Public Enemy
  • Eers
  • Apple Of Your Eye
  • Drumstick
  • Trident
  • Less Life Than A Cemetary
  • Way Through You
  • Requiem For A Dream
  • Minimum Wage
  • Shit Was So Cash, I Spent It On Your Mother
In Conclusion
Bye.

Comments

  • 1 thumbs!
    Dragoon since Mar 2009 | Nov 16, 09
    comment and faves. (Y)

    Btw, I know I'm a genius.
  • 0 thumbs!
    Dannie since Dec 2008 | Nov 17, 09
    Pahah, that is rahh true tbf though.
    And Shayn, you're so dumb. You have to read the books in the mindset of a Twilighter, just go with it, and then strike up a conversation. You'll have her before you know it.
    Gonna wath New Moon with me Lhukke ?!

    Love you guys.
    Great blog Luke, as damn always..
    • 0 thumbs!
      Dragoon since Mar 2009 | Nov 17, 09
      Luke would probably rather... I don't know. D:
  • 0 thumbs!
    Succubus since Dec 2005 | Nov 17, 09
    I had a guy come up to me and ask to go. I told him that I'd rather gouge my eyes out.
    • 0 thumbs!
      Relmutsie AN since Jul 2005 | Nov 17, 09
      YOU GO GIRL
      • 0 thumbs!
        Succubus since Dec 2005 | Nov 18, 09
        Why are you much more enjoyable now?
        • 0 thumbs!
          Relmutsie AN since Jul 2005 | Nov 19, 09
          I have no idea.
  • 0 thumbs!
    Karis since Jun 2008 | Nov 23, 09
    Because you started working on Wikis.

    ANYWAYS, I noticed how I didn't get a shout out
  • 0 thumbs!
    Relmutsie AN since Jul 2005 | Nov 23, 09
    In my defence, nobody did.
  • 0 thumbs!
    Karis since Jun 2008 | Nov 24, 09
    EXCEPT SHAYN
  • 0 thumbs!
    Relmutsie AN since Jul 2005 | Nov 24, 09
    Yeah but Shayn inspired the blog.
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