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As some of you may or may not know, for the past 2 years I've been using a laptop provided by my school because I've been too poor to buy my own. I'm proud to announce that since getting a job, I am now rich enough to afford my own shit, and so last week I ordered a new laptop.

Unfortunately some dickheads at DHL pierced through the packaging of the laptop and broke the *bleep*er, and so I have to wait another few days for a new one. This is not really a problem, except for one thing.

I have to give this laptop back in a matter of hours. As we speak, I am removing everything from this laptop; documents, programs, internet settings (I have never seen FireFox look so empty :C) and the like. That's not the part you'd care about (if you'd care about this at all).

What matters is that I'll be inactive for a few days. Now I know what you're thinking; "dickhead hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr". Don't care. I'
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Table of Contents

1. Introduction
2. What is a NeoWiki?
3. Where is it?
4. Who are the team members?
5. When will it be finished?
6. How can I contribute?
7. How can I suggest something for the Wiki?
8. Is there a list of what has to be done?
9. What is a Staff Member's on the Wiki?
10. Who can I contact about the Wiki?
11. Where can I go to learn more about NeoWikis?

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1. Introduction

Hello there and welcome to the Pokemon NeoWiki FAQ. If you're reading through this thread, you obviously have at least a passing interest in what this is all about. If you're interested in learning more, feel free to read on. This post will be updated periodically by Relmutsie AN, Avalith and Origin if and when changes need to be made, as this is an ongoing project that will most likely have a few things change from time to time, so we'll do our best to keep you up to date with everything so you can keep
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And now for the second edition of;

Relmutsie's favourite quotes from a particular Neoseeker member ever!

Contrary to last week's edition, I'm going to be doing more recent quotes (i.e. from the past 2 weeks) as opposed to the classic quotes, since I wasn't really digging the idea of digging into history this week on account of being sick as a dog.

Anyway, let's get on with it. The first quote is from one lil_wolfy, who by the way, is a female gamer. UNSPOKEN OF.

quote lil_wolfy

Also..Lol Gay Craig are you actually gay? xD

I don't know what it is about that one, but it made me lol while I facepalmed. I probably tried to hide why I was laughing. Which would totally make sense cause I read it while I was in form anyway.

Up next is a member who is just as simple-minded as his name implies; Slowpoke360.

quote Slowpoke360

quote Relmutsie AN

Slowpoke, your best bet to save yourself is to leave the thread

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And now it's time for;

Relmutsie's favourite quotes from a particular Neoseeker member ever!

This week's edition starts with a certain member/mod/robot named ShortMan. After a thread about the Oldies Lounge was derailed, ShortMan had this to say;

quote ShortMan

quote Studly Cannon

If any of u newer MFs want to see what's in there give me 20$ paypal! U really need to do this because there is discussions about all of u even ones that have already posted in this thread that are all over the place in there

It also amazes me that a member who joined seven years back still can't use correct grammar in their posts.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha, oh that ShortMan. What a rascal.

Next, we have Searle, a grammatically incorrect young man from *bleep* [knows/cares] where in England. He had this to say about yours truly;

quote Searle

Good 3: He Should Be Hated Tbfh.

And Have You Seen His Soppy Paragraph On How M

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You guys are the greatest. Seriously. I don't know what I'd do without you guys. I know that once I return, we will all be frolicking in a field of flowers (metaphorically). I love you guys.

Origin, I'm not protesting the ban. I know the instant I step one foot out of line you will be on my ass. And I'm just fine with that. It's your forum now and we can't abuse it. I've come to terms with that.

To all those who supported me and continue to do so, I thank you. The ban obviously can't be lifted, but it means a lot to me that you're willing to take a fall over what I believe to be an unfair ban. As cheesy as it sounds, even though I'm not there, it still feels like we're a community.

The caption contest will be run as usual. I will not be leaving the caption contest until I'm forced out.

Pokemon Platinum takes a privilege over most Pokémon forums, with it being the most active and all that. So
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MY MAIN MAN SHAYN IS A MOTHER*bleep*ING GENIUS

Because he's willing to put himself through the torture of watching New Moon for the ultimate prize; A TWIFAG.

No but seriously, I think we should all follow Shayn's example. I never would have thought of this. It's simple really; if you see a young girl in need of a ticket, you simply go up to them and say "Hey...I know you're down baby...I got this spare ticket if you want it."

Now this will work unless she chooses to sit next to her friends rather than you. If this happens, you've *bleep*ed up. If she does sit next to you, it doesn't matter if you fall asleep; she'll be too focused on the movie! As long as you wake up before it finishes, she won't give a shit!

Unless you're like me. If you're like me, you will laugh all the way through it and receive regular beatings afterwards. Worth it though. Angry sex = awesome. Not really. I wouldn't kno
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THIS IS A *bleep*ING OUTRAGE

Recently I've had an extreme urge to play Warhammer Online just to get back into MMO's, and to givev me something to do over the holiday. So last night (because my only problem was that I needed at least 15GB to install it), I decided that I'd clear a load of space by method of mass music deletion. Then, I had to uninstall both remaining Dawn of War games (Dark Crusade and DoW/Winter Assault), and then finally make some space.

Then I overheated.

After cooling down, I decided it was time to insert the disc. So the installation starts. It takes a while, I get bored, and go on MSN/internetz, with the constant fear that I'm going to overheat again. Then the first disc finishes and I insert the second disc. And installation FINALLY completes soonafter.

Then I create an account. Takes a while. Then I try to login. ACCOUNT NOT FOUND? WHAT THE *bleep*? So I register my k
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1.30 in the morning:
Hey guys, just because I can't get to sleep I thought I'd type out a new blog to update you on music again.

First off, a lot has been happening. Second, not a lot has been happening.

With me getting ill and immobile, there's some difficulties I'm facing recently, one of which is writer's block. However after my previous update 2 weeks ago I wrote 5 songs; I can't see the book right now because it's 1.30 in the morning (hur dur) so I'll update you in the morning.

First off, we're likely to become a full-time band. David said he's gonna talk with Dan and Craig to see if they'll join us and play my stuff. Provided they say yes, Dan is gonna take over bass and Craig is gonna take over on lead guitar. David will stay on drums and I will take on rhythm guitar. Pretty much all that leaves is finding a vocalist. Dan will do some growls hopefully though and I know I've said it ma
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