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Relmutsie AN's blog
HAIL! HAIL! THE ALPHA MALE! - An update from me and the studio
MY MAIN MAN SHAYN IS A MOTHER*bleep*ING GENIUS
Because he's willing to put himself through the torture of watching New Moon for the ultimate prize; A TWIFAG.
No but seriously, I think we should all follow Shayn's example. I never would have thought of this. It's simple really; if you see a young girl in need of a ticket, you simply go up to them and say "Hey...I know you're down baby...I got this spare ticket if you want it."
Now this will work unless she chooses to sit next to her friends rather than you. If this happens, you've *bleep*ed up. If she does sit next to you, it doesn't matter if you fall asleep; she'll be too focused on the movie! As long as you wake up before it finishes, she won't give a shit!
Unless you're like me. If you're like me, you will laugh all the way through it and receive regular beatings afterwards. Worth it though. Angry sex = awesome. Not really. I wouldn't kno
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Because he's willing to put himself through the torture of watching New Moon for the ultimate prize; A TWIFAG.
No but seriously, I think we should all follow Shayn's example. I never would have thought of this. It's simple really; if you see a young girl in need of a ticket, you simply go up to them and say "Hey...I know you're down baby...I got this spare ticket if you want it."
Now this will work unless she chooses to sit next to her friends rather than you. If this happens, you've *bleep*ed up. If she does sit next to you, it doesn't matter if you fall asleep; she'll be too focused on the movie! As long as you wake up before it finishes, she won't give a shit!
Unless you're like me. If you're like me, you will laugh all the way through it and receive regular beatings afterwards. Worth it though. Angry sex = awesome. Not really. I wouldn't kno
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BROOKLYN RAAAAAAAGE - *bleep* WARHAMMER ONLINE
THIS IS A *bleep*ING OUTRAGE
Recently I've had an extreme urge to play Warhammer Online just to get back into MMO's, and to givev me something to do over the holiday. So last night (because my only problem was that I needed at least 15GB to install it), I decided that I'd clear a load of space by method of mass music deletion. Then, I had to uninstall both remaining Dawn of War games (Dark Crusade and DoW/Winter Assault), and then finally make some space.
Then I overheated.
After cooling down, I decided it was time to insert the disc. So the installation starts. It takes a while, I get bored, and go on MSN/internetz, with the constant fear that I'm going to overheat again. Then the first disc finishes and I insert the second disc. And installation FINALLY completes soonafter.
Then I create an account. Takes a while. Then I try to login. ACCOUNT NOT FOUND? WHAT THE *bleep*? So I register my k
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Recently I've had an extreme urge to play Warhammer Online just to get back into MMO's, and to givev me something to do over the holiday. So last night (because my only problem was that I needed at least 15GB to install it), I decided that I'd clear a load of space by method of mass music deletion. Then, I had to uninstall both remaining Dawn of War games (Dark Crusade and DoW/Winter Assault), and then finally make some space.
Then I overheated.
After cooling down, I decided it was time to insert the disc. So the installation starts. It takes a while, I get bored, and go on MSN/internetz, with the constant fear that I'm going to overheat again. Then the first disc finishes and I insert the second disc. And installation FINALLY completes soonafter.
Then I create an account. Takes a while. Then I try to login. ACCOUNT NOT FOUND? WHAT THE *bleep*? So I register my k
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Delivery for Mr. Harshntasty Beats! - Another "Studio" Update
1.30 in the morning:
Hey guys, just because I can't get to sleep I thought I'd type out a new blog to update you on music again.
First off, a lot has been happening. Second, not a lot has been happening.
With me getting ill and immobile, there's some difficulties I'm facing recently, one of which is writer's block. However after my previous update 2 weeks ago I wrote 5 songs; I can't see the book right now because it's 1.30 in the morning (hur dur) so I'll update you in the morning.
First off, we're likely to become a full-time band. David said he's gonna talk with Dan and Craig to see if they'll join us and play my stuff. Provided they say yes, Dan is gonna take over bass and Craig is gonna take over on lead guitar. David will stay on drums and I will take on rhythm guitar. Pretty much all that leaves is finding a vocalist. Dan will do some growls hopefully though and I know I've said it ma
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Hey guys, just because I can't get to sleep I thought I'd type out a new blog to update you on music again.
First off, a lot has been happening. Second, not a lot has been happening.
With me getting ill and immobile, there's some difficulties I'm facing recently, one of which is writer's block. However after my previous update 2 weeks ago I wrote 5 songs; I can't see the book right now because it's 1.30 in the morning (hur dur) so I'll update you in the morning.
First off, we're likely to become a full-time band. David said he's gonna talk with Dan and Craig to see if they'll join us and play my stuff. Provided they say yes, Dan is gonna take over bass and Craig is gonna take over on lead guitar. David will stay on drums and I will take on rhythm guitar. Pretty much all that leaves is finding a vocalist. Dan will do some growls hopefully though and I know I've said it ma
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Our Sun! ...HAS BEEN ECLIPSED! SCREW YOU KOJIMA! - A Boktai Fanboy Rant
Introduction:
I wanted to write another blog to fill the boredom factor. But I couldn't think of many things to write about. I could write about music again...but even I'm getting bored of that, as are you guys. I could talk about wikis...but again, I've worn that shit out. Time to give those subjects a break.
But this has just recently re-entered my mind, and now, you are about to see 3 gates to hell open right in this very blog. So brace yourself for a long and boring rant.
*bleep* you, Hideo Kojima.
KOJIMA PRODUCTIONS LOLOLOLOL
While you are unarguably one of the greatest game creator/developers ever to exist on the face of the earth (I say you ARE the greatest), you have a reputation for listening to one half of the globe and then ignoring the other. What am I talking about? The fact that I haven't seen ANY NEWS on a new Lunar Knights game.
Don't *bleep*ing start. OH HE HAS OTHER PROJECTS
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I wanted to write another blog to fill the boredom factor. But I couldn't think of many things to write about. I could write about music again...but even I'm getting bored of that, as are you guys. I could talk about wikis...but again, I've worn that shit out. Time to give those subjects a break.
But this has just recently re-entered my mind, and now, you are about to see 3 gates to hell open right in this very blog. So brace yourself for a long and boring rant.
*bleep* you, Hideo Kojima.
KOJIMA PRODUCTIONS LOLOLOLOL
While you are unarguably one of the greatest game creator/developers ever to exist on the face of the earth (I say you ARE the greatest), you have a reputation for listening to one half of the globe and then ignoring the other. What am I talking about? The fact that I haven't seen ANY NEWS on a new Lunar Knights game.
Don't *bleep*ing start. OH HE HAS OTHER PROJECTS
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I broke another one - A Progress Report from the "Studio"
Introduction:
Hey guys, just wanted to share a few things with you since I'm bored. In my previous blog I told you that I was still writing songs with David. I'm pleased to tell you that we've [practically] finished 5 songs and working on another 6, with quite a lot still to come. In this blog I'm going to tell you about the 5 songs we HAVE finished.
All titles are working titles unless stated otherwise. Also, we haven't got any vocals or lyrics for any songs.
Track list
1. Everyone Loves The Public Enemy
2. Apple Of Your Eye
3. Eers
4. Trident
5. Drumstick
Everyone Loves The Public Enemy
Tunings:
Guitar: CGCFAD
Bass: CADG
Title track and a song that is definitely making the final cut. This is what I consider to be the first song I wrote for the demo, because I wrote it the day before I went to David's for the first time, and it's the first one I showed him. It doesn't really take an expert to play t
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Hey guys, just wanted to share a few things with you since I'm bored. In my previous blog I told you that I was still writing songs with David. I'm pleased to tell you that we've [practically] finished 5 songs and working on another 6, with quite a lot still to come. In this blog I'm going to tell you about the 5 songs we HAVE finished.
All titles are working titles unless stated otherwise. Also, we haven't got any vocals or lyrics for any songs.
Track list
1. Everyone Loves The Public Enemy
2. Apple Of Your Eye
3. Eers
4. Trident
5. Drumstick
Everyone Loves The Public Enemy
Tunings:
Guitar: CGCFAD
Bass: CADG
Title track and a song that is definitely making the final cut. This is what I consider to be the first song I wrote for the demo, because I wrote it the day before I went to David's for the first time, and it's the first one I showed him. It doesn't really take an expert to play t
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Will write songs for food - The Tale of a Struggling Musician
You know, a lot of people doubt me sometimes. In fact, I am the most underated (if rated at all) musician in my school. For example, I'm probably better with instruments than 75% of guitarists in my year group. I'm yet to be fully recognised. Let me tell you a story of my "career" if you will.
I started playing guitar in the summer of 2006. I bought a starter kit from Mark's nephew for £50. It was brilliant. Yamaha EG112. It's like a strat basically. It's black and white. I remember opening the case for the first time. The strings were rusted, the whole thing was dusty, and it was just screaming "help me". It looked unwanted. I took quite a shining to it for a week.
Then I stuffed it under my bed and left it there for a month.
Eventually I thought to myself "ok, it's time to do this thing, and do it well". I was average at best, as most beginners are. I started off by playing some simple M
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I started playing guitar in the summer of 2006. I bought a starter kit from Mark's nephew for £50. It was brilliant. Yamaha EG112. It's like a strat basically. It's black and white. I remember opening the case for the first time. The strings were rusted, the whole thing was dusty, and it was just screaming "help me". It looked unwanted. I took quite a shining to it for a week.
Then I stuffed it under my bed and left it there for a month.
Eventually I thought to myself "ok, it's time to do this thing, and do it well". I was average at best, as most beginners are. I started off by playing some simple M
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Will write music for food - Character and Band List
Characters:
Matthew Trowbridge (Matt) - Drums
James Parker - Vocals, bass
Charlotte Newby - Vocals, keyboard, guitar
Jordan Edge (Edge/Jord) - Lead guitar, bass
Daniel Cross (Crossy) - Bass, lead guitar
Rachel Hall - Vocals
Greg Mc[something] - Drums
Aidan Bainton - Drums
Jonathan Price (Jon) - Vocals
Adam Kneale - Bass, vocals
Tom Kneale - Guitar
David Birtles - Bass, guitar, drums
Bands:
No Questions Asked
Sammy Callaghan - Vocals
James Parker - Vocals
Andy Usher - Guitar
David Birtles - Bass
Jay Young - Drums
Reanimators
Luke Williams - Guitar
Matthew Trowbridge - Drums
Charlotte Newby - Vocals
James Parker - Bass
Awaiting
Luke Williams - Rhythm Guitar
Jordan Edge - Lead guitar/bass
Daniel Cross - Bass/lead guitar
Aidan Bainton - Drums
Jonathan Price - Vocals
Adam Kneale - Vocals
Rachel Hall - Vocals
Greg Mc[something] - Drums
Awaiting (take 2)
Luke Williams - Guitar
Tom Kneale - Guitar
Daniel Cross - Bass
Aidan Bainton -
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Matthew Trowbridge (Matt) - Drums
James Parker - Vocals, bass
Charlotte Newby - Vocals, keyboard, guitar
Jordan Edge (Edge/Jord) - Lead guitar, bass
Daniel Cross (Crossy) - Bass, lead guitar
Rachel Hall - Vocals
Greg Mc[something] - Drums
Aidan Bainton - Drums
Jonathan Price (Jon) - Vocals
Adam Kneale - Bass, vocals
Tom Kneale - Guitar
David Birtles - Bass, guitar, drums
Bands:
No Questions Asked
Sammy Callaghan - Vocals
James Parker - Vocals
Andy Usher - Guitar
David Birtles - Bass
Jay Young - Drums
Reanimators
Luke Williams - Guitar
Matthew Trowbridge - Drums
Charlotte Newby - Vocals
James Parker - Bass
Awaiting
Luke Williams - Rhythm Guitar
Jordan Edge - Lead guitar/bass
Daniel Cross - Bass/lead guitar
Aidan Bainton - Drums
Jonathan Price - Vocals
Adam Kneale - Vocals
Rachel Hall - Vocals
Greg Mc[something] - Drums
Awaiting (take 2)
Luke Williams - Guitar
Tom Kneale - Guitar
Daniel Cross - Bass
Aidan Bainton -
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Wiki Main Pages - An archive of vR.AN
Introduction:
As you most likely know I've been editting the main pages of numerous NeoWikis and have never had the chance to show them off. So I thought I'd list them all and make an archive of sorts.
I've actually wanted to do something like this for a while. Quite shocked I'm only doing it now.
I've had a bit of help with the whole thing from numerous people who I will list at the end. So yeah. No more delay...
By Relmutsie AN:
Animal Crossing
Boktai
Doctor Who
Death Note
Golden Sun
Jak and Daxter
Monster Hunter
Pokémon
Runescape
Warhammer
Yu-Gi-Oh
Others:
Harry Potter - By Dragoon
Pikmin - By Chekkaa
Ratchet and Clank - By Dragoon
Credits:
Odds are you know what you've done and I cbf to say what you've done because you've all helped me so much. But anyway, here they are;
Prometheusx303
Krunal
Nagare
Avalith
Deathsythe
Dragoon
Karis
Chekkaa
Simon1987
GameAce
Twin_Master
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As you most likely know I've been editting the main pages of numerous NeoWikis and have never had the chance to show them off. So I thought I'd list them all and make an archive of sorts.
I've actually wanted to do something like this for a while. Quite shocked I'm only doing it now.
I've had a bit of help with the whole thing from numerous people who I will list at the end. So yeah. No more delay...
By Relmutsie AN:
Animal Crossing
Boktai
Doctor Who
Death Note
Golden Sun
Jak and Daxter
Monster Hunter
Pokémon
Runescape
Warhammer
Yu-Gi-Oh
Others:
Harry Potter - By Dragoon
Pikmin - By Chekkaa
Ratchet and Clank - By Dragoon
Credits:
Odds are you know what you've done and I cbf to say what you've done because you've all helped me so much. But anyway, here they are;
Prometheusx303
Krunal
Nagare
Avalith
Deathsythe
Dragoon
Karis
Chekkaa
Simon1987
GameAce
Twin_Master
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Here we go again - Fusion's in the spotlight
Introduction:
Following the events on a Facebook chat between me and Julie, Jorge decided to step up and be the big man once again. Basically, I'm going to respond to him here and now so I'm not looking like a douche on Facebook.
It's more fitted here anyway.
Fusion's remark:
You really are a jackass for no reason, aren't you Luke?
Honestly. It's about time someone said it. IT'S BEEN TWO *bleep*ING YEARS. GET THE HELL OVER YOURSELF.
Damn man, you're right. Nothing has changed over 2 years. You're still a jackass without reason.
My question to you is if you knew nothing good was going to come out of this and "nothing ever changes", why you added her in the first place? I thought you could be the bigger man for once, either by adding her and being civil for more than a few lines, or just rejecting the FR. But it's not the first time I've been wrong.
My retort:
Yes.
What it's time for is you to stop
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Following the events on a Facebook chat between me and Julie, Jorge decided to step up and be the big man once again. Basically, I'm going to respond to him here and now so I'm not looking like a douche on Facebook.
It's more fitted here anyway.
Fusion's remark:
You really are a jackass for no reason, aren't you Luke?
Honestly. It's about time someone said it. IT'S BEEN TWO *bleep*ING YEARS. GET THE HELL OVER YOURSELF.
Damn man, you're right. Nothing has changed over 2 years. You're still a jackass without reason.
My question to you is if you knew nothing good was going to come out of this and "nothing ever changes", why you added her in the first place? I thought you could be the bigger man for once, either by adding her and being civil for more than a few lines, or just rejecting the FR. But it's not the first time I've been wrong.
My retort:
Yes.
What it's time for is you to stop
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Let's play the "I have a life" card - Inactive Wiki Staff
Intro:
I'm not mentioning any names, I'm not mentioning any wikis, I'm not gonna spill anything, but something has come to my attention;
SOMETHING HAS TO BE DONE ABOUT INACTIVE WIKI STAFF.
In a few words:
The amount of them is *bleep*ing ridiculous, and the amount of time they've been away from their wikis is just disgusting. If I were to confront any of these members, they would likely pull the "OH I HAVE A LIFE OUTSIDE THE WIKIS OOOH STOP BEING AN ASSHOLE YOU DON'T GIVE ME ANY MOTIVATION", shut the *bleep* up. I'm DONE taking the blame because people don't know their place and won't handle their own *bleep*ing responisibilties.
SOMETHING HAS TO BE DONE ABOUT INACTIVE WIKI STAFF.
How can people stop contributing for half a *bleep*ing year and still wear their tags as if it actually MEANS something? I think they want to believe they actually have some kind of authority over people and think th
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I'm not mentioning any names, I'm not mentioning any wikis, I'm not gonna spill anything, but something has come to my attention;
SOMETHING HAS TO BE DONE ABOUT INACTIVE WIKI STAFF.
In a few words:
The amount of them is *bleep*ing ridiculous, and the amount of time they've been away from their wikis is just disgusting. If I were to confront any of these members, they would likely pull the "OH I HAVE A LIFE OUTSIDE THE WIKIS OOOH STOP BEING AN ASSHOLE YOU DON'T GIVE ME ANY MOTIVATION", shut the *bleep* up. I'm DONE taking the blame because people don't know their place and won't handle their own *bleep*ing responisibilties.
SOMETHING HAS TO BE DONE ABOUT INACTIVE WIKI STAFF.
How can people stop contributing for half a *bleep*ing year and still wear their tags as if it actually MEANS something? I think they want to believe they actually have some kind of authority over people and think th
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