Meeeeee

I swear, I am NOT only saying this because I hate the Jonas Brothers, but Joe. Is. A girl inside. Joe Jonas is a girl. I don't know what those little 8 year olds fans of theirs, or 16 year olds who are 8 years old inside and are fans of them, are going to think when I say this, but they can't prove me wrong, they've got to admit, what guy would 'make a great shopping buddy' and wear BABY GIRL pink with a light blue cropped jacket? The answer, Joe Jonas. Here, are four examples of why Joe Jonas is messed up and a girl:

-My little sister likes those magazines like Bop and M and Tiger Beat and all them, and I SWEAR anyone would have to agree with me that in this one poster in a magazine called PIXIE, Joe looks like a man-woman. First of all, he is wearing a very girly color of baby blue, and plus it looks like he's wearing pink lipstick. Seriously, PM me and I'll send you the pic. I would upload it up right now but I didn't take it yet.

-On the cover of a Tiger Beat magazine, Joe had on a short-sleeved light blue jacket, but with a BABY GIRL PINK shade of shirt underneath. It also had white and hot-pink dots on it. Really, don't even say, 'real men wear pink right now'. There's a limit, and Joe is WAAAAAYYYYY past that limit.

-I know this was just in his show, but I still felt the need to point it out. In an episode of their stupid show, JONAS, that one girl with the blonde hair was like, "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" and then JOE answeres, "All I'm thinking is how good those shoes would go with those pants."

-In a magazine interveiw, someone asked one of the members of that dumb JONAS show how she gets along with the cast. She answered, "Joe is a great shopping buddy. He picked me out a really cute pair of jeans, and I wear them all the time."


Still think he's so hot, Jonas Brothers fans?