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Resident Evil resides in little kid's head

Written on Feb 4, 09 1:09 pm | Playstation 2 4 comments | 0 | 0 | tags: resident evil 4


Christmas breaks could be awfully boring especially if you've got nothing to do but stare in space imagining you were somewhere with someone. =d
I tried doing it but it didn't last long, I certainly know that I'd go mad if I continue doing it in a few more hours.

I did what I usually do when everyone's busy that they don't keep an eye on me.

Plugged the PS2 in the HD, put popcorns in the microwave, and went to barf in the CR before those dead hooligans churn up my dinner swimming in acid inside my stomach.

I just finished cheating (neoseeking cheats ftw) and doing what the guide says when my little 9 year old brother came running into me shouting that his toys are being eaten by spiders and that I should save them.

I could take up seeing heads snapping out of bodies, then blood shooting out of it, limbs chainsawed away and all that gory stuff in games and in media but I could never step on a spider. Ack! *shudders*

So I took in baby bro and told him to just stay with me and watch me kill zombies. I snuggled him beside me because it's cold and went back in concentrating in my game. He screamed when I scream, get fumed up when I curse (bullet shortage >_>) and get shocked while I laugh.

Then he looked at me with this kind of face :3, and asked me sweetly if I could let him try it. I couldn't resist the look on that cute face so I said 'hokay bro.'

Next thing I knew, he was shooting better than me. >_>


The next day, mom threw in a rage and I heard baby bro cry. I went upstairs and asked what's wrong (still imagining spiders so I tiptoed like crazy) and found bond papers scattered around. Mom's raging not because of the mess my bro did but because of what's drawn in it.

I lol'd because bro drew stick zombies filled with red scribbles, and words like "Die, die, die"
Then I said, "Hey bro, your stick man's head is flying over the body, that's crazy."

My mom looked at me with that piercing angry eyes and confiscated the PS2, said I'm corrupting the young kid's mind with violence, filling it with blood and gore, teaching him to shoot dead people who would try to eat you if you don't, and all that.

I wasn't able to play the whole break.

And I needed distraction or as I've said, I'll go mad.

Lesson learned: Go learn to kill spiders.
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  • 0 thumbs!
    teodortenchev since Apr 2003 | Feb 4, 09
    Every young child should be given the chance to play Resident Evil. If I was deprived of that chance myself back in 1998, I would have been a completely different person.
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    Kamikaze since Feb 2008 | Feb 6, 09
      You should also teach your little brother to not leave evidence. Also, Vacuum Cleaners are awesome for killing spiders. (Spiders a frequent occurrence here) But every kid is going to play a violent game in their lifetime. *goes to play cod5 on wii*
    Last edited by Kamikaze :: Feb 6, 09
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    ReaperOscuro since Jan 2009 | Feb 20, 09
    Lol awesome: better than letting them play GTA4 -at least with RE they know its fantasy, but the line is horribly blurred with GTA :/

    Great story: sounds like something that should be on tv
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    Marooned Chic since May 2008 | Mar 12, 09
    Ooh, thanks Reaper.
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