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"I'm not wearing pants because I'm the Easter Bunny"
Ooh. It's the worst possible thing that could have happened.
Basically, we're driving, and I'm listening to the radio. Next thing you know, they're apparently talking to the Easter Bunny. One dude asks him what he's wearing, and he responds:
"I'm wearing nothing, because I'm the Easter Bunny. I'm also not wearing pants."
Now, this would have been fine had Dad not have been listening to it.
>>
Then there was this other time, where this guy is explaining how he broke his leg:
"Yeah, I was cleaning my pool, and I saw these two lesbian chicks having hot-"
Then I turned it off. I wasn't going to risk it. Sure, he could have either said 'cakes' or 'oral sex'. I think he was going for the latter.
>>
It's like watching comedy shows on TV. Whenever a sex-related joke comes up, I try not to laugh.
"Spongebob is not a contraceptive"
And I get a whack over the head. >>
I mean, sure, I'm not exactly supposed to know that stuff, right? But you really can't help it when it's buzzing over the internet, can you?
Basically, we're driving, and I'm listening to the radio. Next thing you know, they're apparently talking to the Easter Bunny. One dude asks him what he's wearing, and he responds:
"I'm wearing nothing, because I'm the Easter Bunny. I'm also not wearing pants."
Now, this would have been fine had Dad not have been listening to it.
>>
Then there was this other time, where this guy is explaining how he broke his leg:
"Yeah, I was cleaning my pool, and I saw these two lesbian chicks having hot-"
Then I turned it off. I wasn't going to risk it. Sure, he could have either said 'cakes' or 'oral sex'. I think he was going for the latter.
>>
It's like watching comedy shows on TV. Whenever a sex-related joke comes up, I try not to laugh.
"Spongebob is not a contraceptive"
And I get a whack over the head. >>
I mean, sure, I'm not exactly supposed to know that stuff, right? But you really can't help it when it's buzzing over the internet, can you?
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Kid Icarus
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Isn't that SpongeBob thing of the Simpsons?