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Where the bleep are my chips?

Written on Dec 13, 08 10:25 am | Musings/Thoughts | 0 comments | 0 | 0

So. Today I woke up. I got out of bed. Ate breakfast. 2 hours later, I got grumpy. Normally when I'm grumpy, I sit in the kitchen eating chips and drinking Coke. But nooo. Where were the chips you ask? I was about to ask myself that exact same question. WHERE ARE MY DAMN CHIPS.

These are no ordinary chips, mind you. They're Steak and Gravy chips. Chips that taste like Steak and Gravy. The people's chip, if you like. So I had to do with the Coke. Nothing else. No chips.

Then Hamish and Andy came on on the radio. Hamish was making a big deal about how Chicken Twisties get one fifth of the shelf space than Cheese Twisties. Andy, on the other hand, went on arguing about how sequels chips are never better than the original. They even took it to the public. "Okay, okay. 131060, are sequel chips ever better than the original.

So I thought, if they can make a big deal out of chips on national rad
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Written on Dec 13, 08 1:49 am | Other | 1 comment | 0 | 0

What's this? A Blog you say? Oh. A Blog. E Blog. I Blog. O Blog.

Look, I don't really care what it's called. I see it as a place for me to rant about my life. A place for me to complain about the bad things in life. And occasionally the life stories that blogs are logically supposed to have.

Now that I think of it, why are you even reading this? Unless you're really interested in my life. You ain't gettin' no home address, uh-uh no you ain't. Not until I'm 18 anyway.

You know what? Why bother. I'll just finish this off some other ti
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