Do you ever get douche chills when you think about stuff you did when you were younger? That happens to me all the time. I get douche chills and then I cringe as if it what I did is still affecting the world today.
In this particular instance I was just thinking about how exaggerated I was as a kid (a lot more exaggerated than I am now). I remember being at an elementary school dance, which oddly enough was being hosted actually at night rather than right after school. I dont know what I expected out of a school dance aimed for children ages 9 - 11, but as soon as I got there and heard the DJ playing Baha Men (Who Let the Dogs Out), I flipped shit. I immediately yelled at some girl standing near my radius of rage. THE BAHA MEN?! I was shouting the name of every artist / band that was played at the top of my lungs in complete disappointment and anger. *bleep*, there was no need to go ask the DJ what the name of the song was, all you had to do was listen to me bitch and yell about it in a 20 mile radius.
Why did I stay? Well there was free pizza and the girl I liked was standing near the fruit punch bowl. I thought it might have been a magical time to go put the ol charm on her because there were construction paper hearts and pink frilly things all over the tables (I figured girls in this atmosphere will like you more). I walked over and put my elbow on the table and stood in the typical cool guy pose. Hey, babe. Just then one of the janitors came out of the bathroom, which was in a little area behind the tables we were standing at, with a mop literally covered in shit. I threw up in the punch bowl and all over my soon-to-be date.
I had to look up douche chills. LMAO The definition is pretty much what I pictured it would be.