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Gifsets are bloody awesome.

You know what's fun? Developing theories. But I'm currently out of theories. What a shame. I guess I'll just have to type in this text box. I had an idea to get all my cores and spheres together and have them talk on here at some point. Since you all seem to love them so much.

Time for weekly blog post!

In today's post, we're going to discuss Choosing a Good Test Subject.

To choose a good test subject, they must have several traits.

• Lack of the following personality flaws
 - Cowardice
 - Impaired motor skills
 - Poor judgement
 - Fear of:
  o heights
  o weights
  o depths
  o bullets
  o fire
• Lack of or extremely low tenacity
• Lack of any mental or physical disorders (unless for specialized testing)
• Lack of superpowers or mutations
• Between the age of 15 and 35 (this may vary for non-human species).

Test subjects under the prior requirements are good for a standard testing environment. These test subjects will not develop schizophrenic traits, nor will they leave the testing area or attempt to kill you. By following these requirements for a test subject, you can have a safe, successful, and scientific test.

I've come to the decision to use this blog for something besides advertising my writings. What that something is, I don't know. We'll find out.

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