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In the chance of losing the origin of this, I will preserve it here. It's leaked info on a new game coming out for the Kinect:

Boobs N' Balls

The entire game is spent motorboating tits, but be careful! Hidden in the melons are men's ballsacks, and each time you motorboat a pair the women start to question you and walk away. You are given small clues as to when you may encounter unwanted nuts, for example hairs, smells, white stuff and spots, with the signs getting vaguer with each increase in difficulty. The more times you motorboat boobs in a row, the higher your score. Get too many balls and all the women walk away, that is game over. In the final level, you're blindfolded and you either motorboat your mum's rack and win, or give dad's sack a niggling and lose. Good game but gets difficult, there are also 3 endings:

1) Good ending, mum taps your shoulder and congratulates you on becoming
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Hello fellow existence, the night is young...:P

I have a job, as of the 16th June actually but now's the time I decide to type this out to no one of a particular Username or Identity. It's a call centre job, my first job actually and it is pretty awesome. The people are friendly, it's got a £7.50 hours a week pay and time flies doing this job. The hours are good, won't interfere with my studies, and because you spend time waiting for calls and go through a simple procedure that lasts for 3-5 minutes avg. when someone calls in, your shifts will fly. Seems I've come into something really quite good.

And I turned 19 on July 23rd, got an iPhone 3GS 16Gb and am now adding music to it. What I'm adding is really old music I had years ago, and new stuff I find and buy. To summarise, life is going well. :D
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The sun was passing by when I was on the streets. It was 10PM, on a particularly bad street. There was chaos everywhere: the buildings were ruined, the road was torn, the locals looked barely any more decent than the homeless, the entire place was just hopeless.

Not a drop of hope resided anywhere. The street was dry, the people were just as so, desperation and depression the people reeked of were too thick to tell apart. It was just the barren remains of something former. The sky should have been dark, but the pollution forced gales of ruin to keep a nasty brown colour in the air.

Out of nowhere, an old lady had appeared. She could have been at least 80, and it looked like her time was nearing. She seemed wise, so I approached her and asked "Do you think these ruined streets have a future"? She turned to me and innocently spoke "A future? Is that something you find on those computer thing
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Simply put: NO. When you combine logic with what I write, it may seem that way. You're missing something though, what could just be called helping others.

Going back to what was said before, you have to be 100% intent, free of doubt to achieve your goals in their entirety. There can be nothing but the absolute focus and desire for it to happen. No big surprise, while our soul may potentially be perfect, our human lifestyles certainly aren't. Here it comes, the big thing to always remember.

Everyone has their own problems, good and bad, right? All the good things we do, influence others and give us reason to enjoy our lives, by helping each other understand what happiness might be. Similarly, we have the bad, anything from violence to jealousy of another person, stuff you'd consider imperfect. So you see, our lives aren't just toys made my perfect beings, rather, we are still individual and
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In the book I'm reading, "The Power Of Intention" by Dr. Wayne M Dyer, there is a section which suggests what I will not attempt to summarize. You see, spiritualist belief is that we are all connected by a form of energy that can't be physically perceived but exists in everything. We're believed to have souls, our true selfs, of which a fragment exists in a physical body we use to experience life on Earth. The point I got from this is that we use a part of our greater, divine self to use in the physical world, but we still have a link to our greater self. But because we're unaware of this can can't perceive this energy, we can't tap into this energy too often.

Now then, it also states you never leave with anything more than you had before, for anything in life. It isn't about gaining something all-new, or being a better person, the things you achieve in life are the goals you seek to expe
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OH GEEZ

Water is the best. fuel of life, cleaner of souls, wine of the pure. I have always loved fizzy drinks, more than anything because of how it feels when I drink them. Sounds weird huh, I just happen to like the feel of downing fizzy liquid.

However, I always find when I've done some exercise, I'm about to grab some Pepsi when I decide water will refresh me better. And then I'm reminded, of the ultimate glory of water, so pure and fresh, from the first point in day I have some it's practically the only drink I have for the rest of the day. It's too amazing. I want to say more, but this was fairly unplanned and rather a great outburst of sorts. I enjoy spirituality, so I will probably attempt to coat water in some deep insightful thoughts eventually.

Well, until then, reader. :D


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Have I got great news for you! Wanna hear? A fish is nearing a waterfall in an attempt to climb it, I just need you to track it every leap of the way so you remember every moment.

Get your pupils all tight and sharp, it's charging. Don't you miss this now. =D



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What do you mean, the water got in the way?! I wanted you to track the fish, not the water! Next time, focus, it'll get hard to see with your eyes but it's still there. Different perspectives exist, amigo, us living in the third dimension is proof.

The next you shoot a target, a goal in life, FOCUS. You have a nice big target, a sprawling 1920x1920 canvas. The only problem is, yer target's 1 pixel big bang in the center. *GASP*

It's okay though, you're focusing 100%, you've got your mind set to the single pixel, your sights are set, as long as you don't go anyway below 100% you'll strike your bullseye, it's anything but impossible. ;)
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I never saw intention as anything more than the will to do something: it's just there for the sake of being consciously aware of what you're doing.

The other day my mum gave me this book called The Power Of Intention, we're both spiritually in-tune so she gives me these deep insightful books every once in a while because I enjoy them. =) She said she felt she had to give me the book to read, in a fated sense, so I've decided to trust in that, going along with reading the book.

I've only read 5 pages so far, but it's interesting. These are the kind of books I say you have to read with an open mind. Stuff about past lives, and invisible energies you have to read the whole way through before you give your evaluation of it. Well, being the spiritual fella I am, I can connect with this book because the author sounds a lot like me. Always considered intention to be a measure of willpower, and th
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In August we head out to Mallorca for a nice break by a swimming pool. I made sure we'd get at least one day at the beach, since I love it there. For the first time in many months, I'll be using a camera again There should be some sweet stuff to take pictures of. and some nice family photos to boot.

The hotel is all-inclusive, if you want something you go to a poolside bar and ask. That sounds great just thinking about it. :D I might get some musical inspiration out there too, it'll be so sunny and warm I should get ideas for an upbeat track.

Have some photos of beautiful scenery to feel upbeat with, and have a good day. =)






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I moved house in April, and joined the gym later the same month. I've been at it regularly now, for almost 3 months. I can see the changes, big confidence booster as my clothes give a shape I'm proud of. :)

Holiday. Holiday. Holiday. Holiday. Holiday. Mallorca in August, the first target of my fitness training. We're staying at a hotel with an amazing swimming pool, so I'll be building up all the self-esteem I can get to make the most of it. It's going to be fun, but that chunk of info will appear elsewhere. ;)

Today, the importance of the gym to me. It holds more to me than just physical excercise, thought that may be the adrenaline talking, 'cause it feels like a softcore drug. :D By going I can set myself goals for self improvement, something I have been doing much of lately physically, mentally, spiritually. It feels so good, chasing these goals, for one, my stamina has gone up so much
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