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In the chance of losing the origin of this, I will preserve it here. It's leaked info on a new game coming out for the Kinect:

Boobs N' Balls

The entire game is spent motorboating tits, but be careful! Hidden in the melons are men's ballsacks, and each time you motorboat a pair the women start to question you and walk away. You are given small clues as to when you may encounter unwanted nuts, for example hairs, smells, white stuff and spots, with the signs getting vaguer with each increase in difficulty. The more times you motorboat boobs in a row, the higher your score. Get too many balls and all the women walk away, that is game over. In the final level, you're blindfolded and you either motorboat your mum's rack and win, or give dad's sack a niggling and lose. Good game but gets difficult, there are also 3 endings:

1) Good ending, mum taps your shoulder and congratulates you on becoming a man. All the women line up and the credits roll as you perform drive-by motorboats.

2)Neutral ending, it turns out to have been a normal night out, and you plan to get more women next time.

3) Bad ending, dad shoves his dick in your mouth and you choke and die. The devil appears as your spiritual guide, but he also chokes you with his dick, and you die in hell.