Diamondflame's blog

Today has been crazy. It was going in a pretty average and boring way from being yelled at in science for not doing pointless homework because I've been doing coursework to sitting at a computer in business worrying that you're getting through the coursework far too quickly. Man, am I not writing in enough detail?

Things began to get interesting during history. Our teacher has a pretty awesome sense of humour and he got sick of this idiot near the back that's all Nazi and fascist etc. and has been acting like that since year nine. He suddenly orders this kid to the front of the classroom with a grin, threatening detention if the kid doesn't do it. His words were something along the lines of:
"This is an example of an idiot. Feel free to boo him and please throw things at him." Some people have really lousy throws.

They then made the announcement through email that some kids from our school had been laying in the road and putting their legs in the road to make cars swerve. They said that the older students must "tell them off and report it to the school." I thought that was silly. What an earth makes the school think it's more likely for them to listen to us rather than punch us in the face?

The final announcement, this time over the intercom that hasn't been used since year 9 if I recall correctly, was announced in the middle of Religious Education when we were looking at some woman who was left on a motorway after being run over for two hours.

"May I have your attention please. May I have your attention please. Can the person who brought the pet snake to school and set it loose in the technology block please report to the vice principle."

xD There was a snake slithering around the school. Poor thing, it could have been injured. The rest of the lesson was spent discussing which of the caretakers was the one that tried to kill it with a spade.