I'm going to attach a flamethrower to my bike
Indeed I am. I'm one of the... 5 girls out of like 200 in my year that bikes to school and back. Haha, I'm such a guy sometimes. I don't mind it. I really don't.
There's a cycle path that leads up to the school and there's always people walking on it because there's the pedest... peoples walking path next to it. That and a large thorn hedge that gives you punctures. D:
So you have to dodge all these people walking on the cycle path and sometimes you can't get around them and they won't move. Some kids try their bells. They need to replace these bells with flamethrowers or giant spears or something. Get off the cycle path people!
I also hate those kids that decide to walk by themselves but not in a straight line. Seriously you gotta change direction every two seconds to get past them. It's a nightmare trying to run one over. :O
So then we try the road next to the cycle path. Yeah we got kicked off the path designed for us. So then, there's kids walking on the road. O_o Seriously what the hell? You take up our path and now the cars space as well? And like there's always those people who are like "I'M GONNA PUSH MY BEST MATE INTO THE BIKES SO THE CYCLISTS GET HIT BY THE CARS LOL!"
:_: Ok rant over.
Or a lazer. c:
Or a ninja.
Or a Space Marine from Warhammer.
But not a space marine from Doom or Gears or anywhere else.
It's super effective!