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Whoever set the snake free in school, please report to the vice principle

Today has been crazy. It was going in a pretty average and boring way from being yelled at in science for not doing pointless homework because I've been doing coursework to sitting at a computer in business worrying that you're getting through the coursework far too quickly. Man, am I not writing in enough detail?

Things began to get interesting during history. Our teacher has a pretty awesome sense of humour and he got sick of this idiot near the back that's all Nazi and fascist etc. and has been acting like that since year nine. He suddenly orders this kid to the front of the classroom with a grin, threatening detention if the kid doesn't do it. His words were something along the lines of:
"This is an example of an idiot. Feel free to boo him and please throw things at him." Some people have really lousy throws.

They then made the announcement through email that some kids from our school
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When rules get crazy

My school has always had a few crazy rules but the new ones they're bringing in now are just ridiculous. I thought the ones before we broke up stating that we all must wear white bras (excluding the guys unless they want to but even then their bra must be white), were stupid enough. We always said that one day, they'll be controlling the colour of our underwear.

But now they've come up with "You're not allowed to roll your shirt sleeves or your blazer sleeves up." Now, I'm cold all the time so this doesn't affect me but I still think the rule is pretty unfair to everybody else. We have to wear our blazers all the time unless the vice principle, who happens to have a fan in his room, decides it's too hot and we can take blazers off at break provided we carry them around in plain view. What the hell is wrong with rolling the sleeves up? O_o

If I wasn't half way through all of my coursework a
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Thank god it's the weekend.

This week has been a nightmare. :P It was finally time for my year to get their school reports. My previous chemistry teacher's report for me was pretty interested.

"Tamar is an pleasant pupil who needs to learn to concentrate."

Uhhh... What? xD Haha.

And then yesterday we had the year 11 leavers assembly. My head of house, the guy that runs the assembly is a total legend. We have to stand up while he enters the room and slowly strides over to the other side of the hall. My friend next to me was like "Does he think he's Lord Voldemort or something?!"

Certificates were being handed out to the prefects of our house and for each prefect we clapped. After the last prefect had been handed her certificate, these two year elevens at the back kept on clapping. For three straight minutes they're clapping while the head of house is staring at them like ¬_¬ It was a you had to be there moment that le
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D: Exams

So all week we've had these crappy exams that aren't even important and they're so graaagh. D:

The citizenship exam was annoying.

The RE exam was probably the most boring exam in my life. One hour 45 minutes long. I finished in 45 minutes and sat at the desk staring at the back of my friend's head for an hour. The silence gave me a headache. D:

And at the end of my french writing exam I started writing any old shit and I ended up writing (and crossing out) 'I live in a pineapple under the sea.' IN FRENCH! D:

Two hour long history exam today. The first question was on the one thing I didn't revise so I just talked about another event and switched names around. D: Turned it into a little story.

"The league of nations cried 'LEAVE ABYSSINIA!' Italy smirked and said 'What are you going to do about it?' The answer here was nothing. Which is what the league of nations did." O_o

And afterwards I real
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Gaaaaaaargh

D: WE HAD MATHS REVISION FOR HALF OF TODAY! And it sucked.

And I got owned in english. D: My teacher is one of those old people that have no idea and she asked us to think up a name for a character as english homework and then when we get back we have to work out what the character is like from their name.

So she's randomly picking people and asking for names and then randomly picking other people and asking them what kind of a person they think the character is. We get through a few like Mr. Slither and Dr. Savage and then she asks this kid at the back of the room. This kid is funny. He got away with calling the character 'Mrs. Douche'

So we're all laughing and then the teacher is like "Tamara!" (Seriously she can never say my name right. Since when was there an 'A' at the end of my name?!) "What kind of a character do you think Mrs. Douche is?"

Now all I can think of at that point is "Oh *
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I LOVE ICE CREAM! Omnomnom

So today I had a tooth out and it didn't even hurt. :D Well the injections are finally wearing off now and yes it does ache a bit but... D: It didn't hurt at the time. I had to have two injections 'cause I'm cool like that. Like even the injections didn't hurt.

D: Now my mouth aches a little. Maybe that's because I had a tooth ripped out of maybe it's because I spent the past three hours poking myself, laughing and saying "CAN'T FEEL IT LOL!" I don't know.

So I can't eat like normal food 'cause of it so my parents gave me ICE CREAM AND JELLY for dinner. ^-^ OMNOMNOMNOM! Best dinner ever.

But damn now my mouth aches now the injections wearing off and me thinks I need some painkillers. X_x
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Soup club <3

Nyah soup club. <3 My special short name for the anime and manga club I attend. Don't ask. Long story.

We were having a fundraiser and it was like wooow prizes. You were supposed to bring people along so we all brought a few friends. My friend really wanted to win 'Vampire Knight' volume one in the this raffle type thing we had on. It was like a quid to stick your hand in the bag and grab a raffle ticket four times. If the number matched one of the prizes you get the prize. So she's aiming for ticket 85.

I'm a bitch. I decided to pay four quid to try and get it too for the lolz. I got the manga, she didn't. xP It was funny. I also wanted to win this weird random sponge fish thing so it could sit on my windowsill next to the cool wooden duck I bought on Saturday and called Elmer.

The club is like Loungin' in a room. No joke. There's like thirty young adults. xD

So even though we had more peop
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I'm going to attach a flamethrower to my bike

Indeed I am. I'm one of the... 5 girls out of like 200 in my year that bikes to school and back. Haha, I'm such a guy sometimes. I don't mind it. I really don't.

There's a cycle path that leads up to the school and there's always people walking on it because there's the pedest... peoples walking path next to it. That and a large thorn hedge that gives you punctures. D:

So you have to dodge all these people walking on the cycle path and sometimes you can't get around them and they won't move. Some kids try their bells. They need to replace these bells with flamethrowers or giant spears or something. Get off the cycle path people!

I also hate those kids that decide to walk by themselves but not in a straight line. Seriously you gotta change direction every two seconds to get past them. It's a nightmare trying to run one over. :O

So then we try the road next to the cycle path. Yeah we got kicke
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I have a confession to make

Indeed I do. I go to tokio hotel videos on youtube, just to laugh at the comments. I'm telling you, some of the arguments over the lead singers gender are just too funny.

Lets find us some examples.

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Ok, just because it doesn't have boobs doesn't mean anything. Not all girls have big boobs.... I don't want to be a jerk i'm just saying
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man that is one ugly girl singing.
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OMG DUDE THAT'S A DUDE. Looks like a girl to me
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Holy crap. He even sounds like a girl. The truly scary thing, is from some angles (like the early closeups), I even thought she was kind hot. Then they camera pulled back, and I saw the more angular jaw... *shudder*

Google his name. He looks like Heather Locklear. *lol*
There are way better ones out there somewhere. xD

I don't even like Tokio Hotel. D:

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How to stun a Diamondflame

I've always hated my name. Always. Tamar. How the hell do you pronounce that? Tay-mar. Right? I don't know any more. D: I really don't. I stick to Tay.

So my mum was watching the discovery channel this morning and for some strange reason it was going on about robot A and robot B and stuffs like that. So she turns to me and says:
"You know Tamar, I nearly named you a one letter name. I was going to call you, 'L'."

LKSHFLJKFKLJKSJLKJN D: WHAT?

Ok. I was stunned. I could have had the same name as L from Death Note and that would be cool. AND everybody would be able to pronounce it! Woo!

I can see complications though.
"What's your name?"
"L."
"Oh so that's E-L-L-E?"
"No. L."

D: BUT BUT BUT I COULD HAVE HAD A COOL NAME!
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