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Why is Deathwind trying to use the Internet for socialising in many ways?

So guys, I had a brilliant/god-awful (delete as appropriate) idea while sat in bed looking for something to do with my Saturday morning; sharing my views with the masses. I'm leaning god-awful at the moment, but it could work.

OBSTACLE THE FIRST: FACEBOOK CAN'T IMPORT FOR TOFFEE

Solution: Tell myself repeatedly that Facebook sucks and I really only use it because all my friends from school use it. I'dve kept up with Bebo based on this, but Bebo sucked even more. I can only handle so much suck, and most of that is dealing with myself.

Also just means people see my Neoseeker profile. They'd probably think "God, he's such a nerd", but... eh, they probably know that anyway. Hi guys. :3

THE SECOND OBSTACLE: GETTING A TWITTER

Solution: Bite the bullet again and get a damn Twitter. I've already bitten three in joining GameFAQS (though I feel the consecutive bans of my accounts redeems this one), Be

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to ruin my pickup line. Hi, I'm Mike.

Oh, hi, Neoseeker, I was just thinking of something to rant about, then I remembered I actually said a pickup line in public on Friday and immediately thought "oh my god, these are such a crap way to get a woman it's not funny".

I can't quite describe them (or the immense shame I felt when I realised what I'd said) in my own words, so I'll just tear a few to shreds from this website and hope that I'm looking at this the right way.

"Is that the sun coming up... or is that just you lighting up my world?"

Cheesey. Yawn.

"Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle."

Uhm, no. Creep.

"Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get."

... You've just met me.

"Do you want to make millions? millions of babies!"

I'd construct an actual response to this, but in no way would I ever endorse picking up a woman for the sole purposes of making babies. Children come from deep and meaningful relatio

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College: £161, Deathwind: Stop eating our money you foul demon! D:

So you people who pay attention to my mindless rants may remember how a while back (three months next Thursday!) I was making a deal about how I was going to college this year. I started about a week and a half ago, and Jesus Christ it's expensive.

I think the bill so far's about £86 (of my own money for once! D:), with another £15-odd going in tomorrow when I have to stock up on more paper. Add this to my £60-odd student deposit and the fact I haven't even been told whether I have to pay for textbooks or not, and... yeah. I don't even want to know how much money university's going to cost me/my family. If I even go to uni in the end, considering I could do just as well as an accountant without university and simply clawing my way up in the world via an apprenticeship.

Having said that, though, it's... fun, I suppose. Certainly better than I expected to find it, having taken Maths, Acco

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