This is my first blog post and it shows my struggle against the ever-raging war for interwebz
May 5th, 2010, 2:45 p.m. - Xbox live was functioning normally everything was well and I was griefing playing L4D2 as normal.
May 6th, 2010, 11:43 a.m. - xbox live isn't working, naturally I panic and try to see what was going on. Apparently my membership runs out. I don't have money for a new membership I begin to panic.
May 6th, 2010, 6:21 p.m. - Hope runs dim, I don't know what to do anymore, my sanctuary, my life....it's all a lie...I can't go on anymore...I don't know how much more I can take.
May 14th, 2010, 7:23 p.m. - I don't know how I managed to make it this far, after several suicide attempts all ending in failure I give up...I don't know what's worse, living life without xbox live, or afterlife...I just don't know anymore
May 18th, 2010, 10:34 a.m. - Ever seen that movie twilight 2? where that bitch begins crying or something at night screaming because edward left her, right before she goes digging in that wolfs pants? Well that's me, I can't sleep, every night I scream. They aren't nightmares anymore, their night terrors. I can't take it. I might end it.
May 19th, 2010, 12:54 p.m. - Finally it's over. IT'S OVER. The xbox live support group calls me and gives me 1 FREE year of gold. I see the light. After calling them again and again and again they finally give it to me...but that bitch confused me and said it was free....it wasn't free...they took money out of my moms credit card....needless to say I won't eat nor drink anything this month but I have xbox live gold. I'm finally free.
--- THE END ----
June 1, 2010, 11:35 a.m. - Everything is great, My life is great. I'm about to move with no money, no hope, or any support. But my xbox is at my side supporting me all the way. I turn it on for some good times.
--- THE REVENGE OF THE INTERWEBZ (and a little gay rodent) ------
June 1, 2010, 11:36 a.m. - HOLY *bleep*ING SHIT WAT DA *bleep* JESUST CHRIST!! That message....that evil message appears again "YOU are not connected to xbox live" WHY GOD WHY!! Is it because I ditched church playing l4d2 killing my teammates? NOOOOO. I check the connection and notice something on my ethernet cable...it's broken. A rat ate right through it. I see my life flash before my eyes....I....I....fjlkasjflkd;sjaf;klsdjflskfjlsjfsl;
June 3, 2010, 5:45 p.m. - 345. I've killed 345 of those little shitholes rats. But the one that ate my cable...it's still out their...I don't have xbox live so I spend all my time hunting that damned rat. I've already caught it's girlfriend. I haven't killed her...yet....I'm about to show her the pain her boyfriend showed me...I will kill her internet.
June 17, 2010, 4:34 p.m. - I finally killed that rat. It's over...I turn on my xbox...and realize that the cable is still broken...shit. But luckily I got a new cable and will use my laptop as an adapter to get online. I will notify you with the updates tomorrow.
June 18, 2010, 12:00 a.m. - The adapter didn't work. I feel all hope fading. Why...why...does it happen to me? Why can't it be someone else? WHY NOT THOSE *bleep*ING KARDASHIANS!!?? *bleep* THEM. Wait...I'm not even making any sense...I'm losing my mind....I don't know what to do.....
June 24, 2010, 5:42 p.m. - It's all okay...my xbox tells me it's okay...I didn't use the bathroom in weeks...but it's okay..xbox tells me if I stay watching the tv without blinking eventually the internet will come back...I have faith...I've been watching this tv for about 2 weeks straight. My dogs are hungry but the bigger one ate the smaller one, so that should do her. The plants are all withered and dry but a storm is coming, so that should work. I'm in my own piss and crap, but it's okay..me listen to xbox..me luv xbox....me luv xbox long time....me wait for internet.......
July, 14th, 2010 2:35 p.m. - I finally got my wireless adapter! Yes! Thank you God! I promise to go to church once every decade! I plug in the adapter with hope and faith. Ready to play some L4D2 online. I test my connection and see the results.
July 14th, 2010 2:38 p.m. - Here lies the remains of David C. Echevarria.