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Xbox -
Dragons Dogma Dark Arisen
Mass Effect Trilogy (whenever that drops to under $30 used on Amazon since they wrap it up like its new)
Walking Dead Season 2

Playstation -

Ni No Kuni: Wrath of the White Witch
Infamous collection
3D Dot Heroes
DemonssssssOulssss
Dark Souls
Uncharted Dual Pack
Uncharted 3
Heavy Rain Directors Cut
The Last of Us
God of War Saga
Splinter Cell Trilogy
Shonen Jump! All Stars


3DS
Weegees Mansion
Smash Bros
Pokemon X
Mario & Weegee 4
Bravely Default: Flying Fairy
Legend of Zelda aLttP2


RECOMMEND ME GAMES PEEPS

I already have my xbox collection the way I want it with a few more odds and ends and given Microsofts nature of abandoning EVERYTHING I think maybe I'll top it off with a gears 3 (because Judgement is shit)

GODDAMN THIS IS EXPENSIVE.
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Well guys I guess its time for me to admit it. Like most of you I'm....I'm a *bites knuckles while quivering* I'M A FAG.

And since I am one now I better be like the rest of you and by a shitstation 3 :(

See that PS4 over there? No backwards compatibility. *bleep* that PS4 over there then.

I will need the best PS3 bundles at the most affordable price (however I will wait for the PS4 to be released since there will most likely be a PS3 price drop to match)

Games I'm interested in BUYING

LBP1
Heavy Rain
Any Tales game
Ni No Kuni - Wrath of the white witch
The Last of Us
infamous series
Splinter Cell HD collection
Tomb Raider HD collection
*Uncharted (I only played a little of 2 and 3 and most of 1 but if I can get the entire collection super cheap I'm in)
Shadow of the colossus HD

Not interested in PSABR but will probably rent when the family is over for the lols. Played it on Vita and was sorely di
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Scene 11 - Dante enters the lair of a demon known as Poison to slay her. Poison appears from the ground vomiting intestines all over, enter Dante -

Dante - "Hark! Though must be the final component of the bilious villainy!"
Poison - "Who art though!?"
Dante - "A maid for you to court, aha! I jest! To you I am fair Dante, slayer of demons. An honorable title, you'd suggest?"
Poison - "DANTE!? Bastard son of Sparda and Eva the concubine? BLEAUGUGHGH" Poison vomits profusely narrowly missing Dante. " Though seekest to slay me? Though can't slay me! For a thousand and two hundred years I have drawn breath!"
Dante - "Humorous, seeing as thy countenance begets a creature of twelve-thousand!"
Poison - "A plague upon thee!"
Dante - "A plague upon thee!"
Poison - "A PLAGUE UPON THEEEEEEE BLEAUGGHHHGHGHG!!!!"

Cue lackluster boss battle.


Man this story trumps previous non canon DMC games.
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The only, ONLY game I'm even remotely interested in buying now is Asura's Wrath from Capcom, and even then I'll buy it used and give all of my money to Gamestop.

Capcom, you can suck my balls. Megaman Universe is cancelled. Megaman isn't in Marvel vs Capcom 3 and now Megaman Legends 3 is cancelled?

*bleep* you Capcom especially after the hype and investment you put into MML3.

Hell I can't even bother with Resident Evil anymore. Not to mention that Revelations is actually Resident Evil 4 with a dead space mod.

Capcom, your dead to me.
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5 reasons to hate Capcom:
1-Horrible DRM
2-Disc Locked Content over actual DLC
3-Super,Hyper,Ultra,Awesome Edition
4-A general lack of respect for their customers, outright lying to us, lack of communication
5-Laziness

Resident Evil, Devil May Cry, Dino Crisis, Megaman, Marvel vs Capcom, etc. etc. What do all these games have in common? They are...or where all awesome. Capcom was at it's prime back in the day, before this nonsense of an xbox 3980 or whatever and futuristic playstation 3 and whatnot.

I remember forcing myself to finish REmake, trying to outrun that crimson head, or pummeling the shit out of the hulk with Jill valenting in MvsC2, and watching Dante make snappy remarks at his enemy before killing them off in an awesomely stylish fashion.

Capcom what happened? Resident Evil is but a mere shell of it's former self nothing but "HURR DURR SHOOT DA ZOMBIESDRUNK BLACK PEOPLE DERP A HE
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YOU RETARDED PIECE OF SHIT! I *bleep*ING HATE YOU AND THE COMPANY THAT MADE YOU! ROT IN HELL YOU INVASIVE PIECE OF CRACK DONKEY SLUT WHORE ASS INVASIVE TOTALLY USELESS AND UNNECESSARY SORRY PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A SPAMWARE!

EVERY TIME, EVERY GODDAMN TIME YOU PULL OF SOME NEW SHIT TO PISS ME OFF.

YOU KNOW WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME I DID AN UPDATE? OH I CANT BECAUSE I NEED TO UPDATE MY CREDIT CARD INFORMATION BECAUSE THERE WAS AN ERROR? WHAT THE *bleep*? SO I USE 3 CREDIT CARDS 3 CREDIT CARDS AND STILL JACK SHIT.

I JUST WANT SOME GODDAMN NETFLIX ON MY GOD FORSAKEN TELESHITPHONECRAPSHITPHONESHITSHIT BUT NO I CAN'T. SO I TRY TO MAKE A NEW ACCOUNT WITHOUT A CREDIT CARD BUT THERE IS NO OPTION TO DO SO. AFTER UNINSTALLING AND REINSTALLING ITUNES IT MOVED ALL OF MY MUSIC TO A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT FOLDER AND HAD IT LOCKED. WHAT THE *bleep*? I THOUGHT IT WAS DELETED SO I WASTED EXTRA SPACE REDOWNLOADI
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I sit down in front of my computer and log into to neoseeker.
"NEW DEVIL MAY CRY" I gasp as I click the link, finally Capcom has revealed Devil May Cry 5.
I see the logo. Just "DMC" I saw no 5 anywhere.

...."Well whatever" I said to myself as I scroll down the beautiful post and see a youtube video. "Oh sweet jesus yes!" I say to myself as I unzip my pants and whip out my *bleep* arm, ready to get filled on dante's new epic adventure.

I pressed played.

My *bleep* dies faster than a *bleep* man at the girls locker room.

Honestly what the *bleep* Capcom? Are you serious? Oh hey let's make a new Devil may Cry! LET'S MAKE DANTE *bleep*.



You've got to be kidding me! Why is dante emo, why does he have black hair, why does he look like a pussy and why does this remind me of bayonetta without the weird body?

Whats worse is that this is what capcom thinks america is like. They wanted to be more wester
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We all know why your here


PREPARE FOR TROUBLE!
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IT *bleep*ING DOESN'T SO STFU.

That game you played on the xbox? It was all apart of your mind. You went psychotic from lack of dino crisis and in a self defense trap your mind created a sequel for you to "play" and gave it reviews and all that other shit that made it seem real. But it's all just fantasy and it DOESN'T EXIST.

You'll find it hard to come to terms with it but you must snap back to reality, CAPCOM HAS NEVER MADE THE 3RD TITLE OF DC. Everything you heard is just utter bullshit and poppycock.

I SAID POPPYCOCK!

So go get some meds and self heal and see a therapist. Block out any fake memory of DC3 and wait for the proper DC3 to come out.

I accept reality. Dino Crisis 3 was just some sick *bleep*ed up thing my mind created because I like punishing myself. It's the same with all of you.

FINAL STATEMENT: DINO CRISIS WAS JUST A BAD DREAM AND OR A CONSEQUENCE OF YOUR CRAZY HALLUCINAT
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5 albums
60+ songs
All of them awesome

Yes. I *bleep*ING WANT IT. I would rock out all day and night if this where ever made and their just to awesome.

*bleep* Greenday.
*bleep* *hides in closet* beatles.
*bleep* RB3.

I mean with songs like Radio/Video, Soldiers Side, I-E-A-I-A-I-O, Vicinity of Obscenety, and so much more all just perfect for rockband. They just have to be in their own Rockband Game.

S.O.A.D. ROCKBAND.
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