Platypi pals. c:
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K, so. Starting all the way from in real life and my obsession with platypi, my in real life friends and I have started a little group. They said it's kay to recrewt internet pals that we know.(Though only 'net people will talk here.)
Platypi pals memberzzz;
Pandella(Me)
Starburst(Jeny, was originally my name but she fits it better.)
Razzles(Stephanie/Stepherz)
Bottlecaps(Meghan)
Kaloa(Kayla)
Patsy(Justin, named the mutt myself since he couldn't think of a name.)
Slinky(Alicceeeee)
Tormented Trauma(R3B3L, first e-member since his first name is weird.)
Jesoos(Knightmare Chaotix, second e-member.)
Ziggy Wonderboy(The Lost Soul, sup.)
Torilini(Mouschi_Chan, Haibby.)
Rainborez(orez, soup?)
Mr. Fabulous(Black Zepplin/Tim, awesome user name GOGOGO.)
Waiting to ask;
Crystal
Keny
ANYONE ELSE WHO UH THINKS THEY WANNA JOIN THAT I KNOW/TALK TO.
YEAH. Emembers post here. c:
This blog post only allows comments from CardCaptor Sakura's friends only.
SO I SHALL SAY
I AM R3B3L BACK FROM THA DED
ONA NEW COUNT KAWLD DATERAPE
SINCE I WUZ IP BAND FRUM FOROM POZTS
U WUN SEE ME AWN DA FORUMZ.
ALSO.
ily *bleep*ers.
we have more comments than the samus fanclub bullshit.
we win.
we are better than that bitch*bleep*.
LIVE. BLOG. LIVE.
You kids these days. >>' Just can't *bleep*in' keep it in your pants, can ya? =P
hell even ive had a blowjob. and im his age.
Besides, I'm usually doing more important things when I become erect spontaneously. ;srs Liek.... sleeping.
you were decieved.
but seriously im flatterred that you decided to include me in your groups affairs.
(at this time i scream random words involving sex)
vagina.
also, wasnt i like, the first person to be recruited that doesnt know you irl?
SUP
YOU.
I'M JUST SCREAMING IN YOUR BLOG, TOO. WHAT A COINCIDENCE, HUH?
YOU'RE SO JESUSY, JESOOS.
like a boss.
because i jizz in my pants
like a boss.
I also bombed the Russians like a boss, crashed into the Sun like a boss, and then was dead like a boss.
I do all of this every day.
:33
Wut kind of bagel, does it have cream cheese? I like cream cheese on mine :x
I'm FANTASTIC 8D
AND HEY. AT LEAST WHEN MY PHONE VIBRATES, I SEE IT.
OH BE QUIET. ;-;
PHONE.
*bleep*ing up your mind one LOLCALL at a time.
Oh so noooow it lets me post stupid neo >_>
Wait. The juice is loose!? YOU *bleep*ING *bleep* SHIT!!!!
YOU HAVE 206 BONES IN YOUR BODY
Want another? ;D
it's not my fault ;-;
Because uhh, you have a telepathic connection with my tummy? D:
BUT UHH.
I GOTTA GO LAY ON MY BED AND UHH...
DO STUFF.
LIKE MAYBE KIA IF SHE OKAYS IT.
WHICH I DOUBT.
SO I'LL STICK WITH A HOOKER.
'CAUSE, Y'KNOW. I ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH STD'S. THERE'S NO WHY I CAN GET ANOTHER ONE. :33
BUT YEAH.
...UHHH... k. Yeah. Nvm. But I will in a sec. After this IM convo with a friend of mine. Who I might do as well later.
Maybe I'll get a chance to do orez, too. =D
EDIT: Btw, anyone who wants in on the party. If you've got money, you get in for free. ;D
Go do Mikaela. She's your girlfriend for god sakes. D:
I should buy a new phone ._.
EDIT; since you're posting here, wanna join? D:
You know you wanna, Manny. .__. Platypi are awesome. ;-;
But that comment reminded me of the time that my cousin had me call his phone... He had it on vibrate. And in his pants. The loon. XD
SO GUYS WHATS GOING ON HERE? OH REALLY? ill leave now .__.
I'M ON A BOAT.
Eating a bagel like a sick teenager.
you can have my cellphone .__.
@who? Me or Michaelfag? D;
I'm not a cigarette butt, and I'd prefer the term closet homosexual, k? D:
Remember, if im anything on the internet, its Charmander or Awesome ._.
Someone should do a rave pokemon of charmander. .__.
you said.
YOU SAID YOUD CALL ME.
i shall now go cry and cut myself in a corner
Also I told you manny may call me tomorrow. ._.
i will kill you for ruining kias life.
And nu. ;w; dun shoot yourself.
._.
[filler space shit]
Fark, still need to ask Crystaaal.
but i didnt tell you that.
IF I SHOT MYSELF, I COULD LIVE.
I COULD SHOOT MYSELF IN THE FOOT, AFTER ALL. IT ALL DEPENDS ON WHERE HE SHOOTS HIMSELF.
but uh yeah hi everyone :3
Yeah sorry tori. D; I got you pregnant.
And you're all sexy, people. But Michael is least sexy. 8|
THAT IS ALL; GOOD DAY.
I'm tryna relax. I dun need nobody fightin' me up in hurr. D:
I'm jealous. ;-;
now that i think about it more
excalibur had some sex involed if i remember correctly.
Every story has some sex involved in it. Even spongebob. SOMEONE HAD TO DO SOMEONE TO GET SPONGEBOB.
She wants to touch me.
She wants to love me.
She'll never leave me.
EVEN THOUGH THE FEELING DOESN'T SEEM TO BE MUTUAL. D:
I need to go sulk in my little e-corner while I wait for another text from my bby. ;-;
It's mainly so that I know which ones I haven't seen yet. :3 LOTS OF *bleep*ING COMMENTS, K? D: I LIKE TO KNOW WHICH ONES I HAVEN'T READ. ;-;
1. cup of chocolate sauce
2. 3 cups of cut strawberries
3. 2 Fillipina dancers
4. Tori
5. 2 Rolls of Bounty
6. Whipped cream
meet me behind mcdonalds when you do <3
x_x
im your secret admirer.
im waiting behind mcdonalds for your sexy ass.
HAPPY MEAL PLOCKS
Kia te amo con todo mi vida .__.
I forgot exactly what that says but uh... yeah.
O, et orez, Je t'aime. :33
I LOVE YOU!
Anate den rekka no ichi ken renma otto gare
Ily kia? ._.
Bravo good sir, bravo.
thats what
Anywhoo Hai guys :3
Tori and I are lesbo-engaged. 8D
Marrying my e-sister. Incest yaaay.
Nah she'll leave me when orez proposes. xD
:3
GAWD.
2. I don't even know how you know about my blog.
3. I'll just solve it by doing something.
2. Possibly from mine.
3. You do that.
douche.
he is gawd
so stfu r3b3l
The people that defend him as god don't worship you. K? K.
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL.
[filler]
I feel sorry for you, man. ;45;
YOU JERK.
YOU.
Not like THAT'S useful. :A
* - Kia
** - already happened
it doesnt taste as good as it looks.
LIIIVE BLOG I SAY LIIIIIVE DX
kia? oh, she gave me permission ._.
I AM CERTIFIED BY THE AMERICAN RED CROSS.
ill send pics if you guys want with my ID :3
Why dont I ever get any random voicemails like that? ;-;