Here's the first story which funnily enough doesn't involve alocohol.
It's about the time I got locked outta my flat. naked.
Well it was the first morning I moved in, back to uni after the summer..
I got a flat with four mates and five other mates got the on right next door.. the only other guy that had moved in at this point was next door.
Right, my flat last year you needed the fob (weird wee key) to lock bedroom doors on the outside however m current flat the doors lock behind you automatically... something I hadn't realised/gotten used to... I sleep naked and seeing as its just me I figured there's no need for me to put clothes on to go for a piss and walked right out my door.. half way back from the toilet I realise my mistake lol
so here I am naked no keys/mobile
I take a gamble and decide to go next door, wake my mate up and get him to ring the caretaker for me.. so cupping my bollocks I proceed to the hall and start hammering his door... this does not wake him up... I don't have my key and so can't go back into my flat... I'm in a hall in a new place.. naked...
Eventually (bout 15mins of hammering) the girls in the flat down the hall (who I hadn't met at the time) come out to see what all the commotion is about... as they open their door I'm hitting my mates with both hands so my dicks just flapping in the wind when me and them meet for the first time... They find the whole situation hilarious as I explain I'm their new neighbour and why I'm naked.. they phone the caretaker for me and he lets me in, but of course my luck he takes like a hour to get there so I just hang about in their flat.. naked (after 5 mins they twigged to offer me something and the bigger girl gave me some trackies to put on whilst I waited)
Been locked out a few times since then... never naked though.. discovered due to the shitness of our locks its a lot easier to kick it in than wait an hour or so on our lazy as shit caretaker
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