LMFAO that was good. The sign about the meetings is completely true!! I'm not a dev, but damn if I don't spend most of my work time in some meeting on how to get more work done, it truly baffles me!
"My Daddy Has No Time For Me" hahahahahha, oh my god! I totally pictured that kid being the son of the coworker you mentioned ages ago who had a recently born baby and was pulling those 16+ hour work days.
Hugs all around.