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Aido's Neoseeker Blog
SPECIAL Birthday Edition Rant - Girls
I seriously think I'll reach deafness before the dole, my hearing is in quite an unusual state, according to my mother. And I know who the culprits are: those screeching bitches who think they can sing.
Now, nothing wrong with singing in your room, in private for fun, to be honest, I do that from time to time, that time increasing with my obtaining of The Beatles: Rock Band (Thanks mum :) ) but in public, especially when you have the appeal of a grandmother's pussy is about as big a risk as doing a Michael Jackson "tribute" on Hey hey, It's Saturday Night, SHUT THE *bleep* UP YOU STUPID BITCH. If you want to sing so badly, go on the X-Factor. In fact, actually, do that, that way, I can laugh at how pathetic you look when you start bawling your eyes out, ruining your over the top vulgar make-up when Simon Cowell degrades your "talent" infront of a nationwide audience, I could do with the laugh. But EVERY DAY I need to hear two girls I know singing when they sound like a pair of bagpipes being squashed by an ape playing the harmonica. Shut the *bleep* up or I will personally kill chivalry and shut your fat gob for you.
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Now, continuing this topic, during my work experience, I saw that two fellow pupils seemed to had modelling jobs this week, and frankly, I think they are pathetic attention-seeking morons who, if they are unlucky will find themselves in an unfortunate, horrific incident, well, one of them would, because the other, a blind person could see how ugly they are, and that voice, Jesus Christ, just imagine a high-pitched Father Jack, and boom, there you go.
Now these girls ad a photoshoot which was pretty revealing, still PG, but they are idiots. I can't link these for security reasons, but here's one advice. In the future, if you're treated like slags: remember that in the past, you acted like them. If a Pedophile ever came on to them, hey hould know that maybe they should be acting more careful, because those photos would make them targets quite easily if seen by the wrong people. I, although it might sound different, wouldn't wish for that to happen, but I'm not gonna comfort them. If they hadn't uploaded, then they wouldn't be downgraded.
Also, while I'm at it: LESS MAKE-UP NOW! I am talking to a person, not a bunch of slop that makes you look like a TV that's settings have been screwed around. Now, if you think you need that much make-up to make you attractive: you are not going to achieve that soon. Less make-up can mean more success, but your paranoid egos need more and more to hide how that ego. Guess what, it's not working. When you look like Susan Boyle, take off the make-up, but if your one of the girls mentioned earlier, then she has no hope at all.
So, incase you're wondering, here's what I look for in a girl.
I once had a solemn conversation with a fellow pupil, and I once said one girl in our class would be assaulted in a, well, explicit way. Frankly, the way some are acting, I won't be surprised.
Now, nothing wrong with singing in your room, in private for fun, to be honest, I do that from time to time, that time increasing with my obtaining of The Beatles: Rock Band (Thanks mum :) ) but in public, especially when you have the appeal of a grandmother's pussy is about as big a risk as doing a Michael Jackson "tribute" on Hey hey, It's Saturday Night, SHUT THE *bleep* UP YOU STUPID BITCH. If you want to sing so badly, go on the X-Factor. In fact, actually, do that, that way, I can laugh at how pathetic you look when you start bawling your eyes out, ruining your over the top vulgar make-up when Simon Cowell degrades your "talent" infront of a nationwide audience, I could do with the laugh. But EVERY DAY I need to hear two girls I know singing when they sound like a pair of bagpipes being squashed by an ape playing the harmonica. Shut the *bleep* up or I will personally kill chivalry and shut your fat gob for you.
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Now, continuing this topic, during my work experience, I saw that two fellow pupils seemed to had modelling jobs this week, and frankly, I think they are pathetic attention-seeking morons who, if they are unlucky will find themselves in an unfortunate, horrific incident, well, one of them would, because the other, a blind person could see how ugly they are, and that voice, Jesus Christ, just imagine a high-pitched Father Jack, and boom, there you go.
Now these girls ad a photoshoot which was pretty revealing, still PG, but they are idiots. I can't link these for security reasons, but here's one advice. In the future, if you're treated like slags: remember that in the past, you acted like them. If a Pedophile ever came on to them, hey hould know that maybe they should be acting more careful, because those photos would make them targets quite easily if seen by the wrong people. I, although it might sound different, wouldn't wish for that to happen, but I'm not gonna comfort them. If they hadn't uploaded, then they wouldn't be downgraded.
Also, while I'm at it: LESS MAKE-UP NOW! I am talking to a person, not a bunch of slop that makes you look like a TV that's settings have been screwed around. Now, if you think you need that much make-up to make you attractive: you are not going to achieve that soon. Less make-up can mean more success, but your paranoid egos need more and more to hide how that ego. Guess what, it's not working. When you look like Susan Boyle, take off the make-up, but if your one of the girls mentioned earlier, then she has no hope at all.
So, incase you're wondering, here's what I look for in a girl.
- Natural beauty, I don't want to talk to something that had pig slop on top of it.
- Doesn't sing in public, unless they're actually good, but my taste in music might prevent that, (When was the last time you saw a 15 year old girl singing that They are the Walrus?)
- And finally, don't act like a teasing skank, one day, you will regret it.
I once had a solemn conversation with a fellow pupil, and I once said one girl in our class would be assaulted in a, well, explicit way. Frankly, the way some are acting, I won't be surprised.
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You're probably fat and pimply.
Now, that wouldn't surprise me in the least.
Or maybe lanky with greasy hair? Which is it?
My appearance is nothing to do with this topic, this is merely how I have perceived the girls in question has nothing to do with my appearance, only their personality. And I'm not being fussy, I may say what would be my ideal girl, but they aren't fussy, fussy is like they must have red hair. 80% of girls in my year don't sing, so it's fine.
Anyway, essentially you've written a blog saying that you hate people who sing and girls that act like slags will get sexually assaulted and deserve it.....
Cool.
I just do not see the need of a female putting to too much crap in her face to get attention, it's pointless and unnecessary.