I'm gonna write about a recent experience here. Why am I doing it? Well, no one's stoppin' me, obviously! :P
So, just last friday, this guy in my school who is a complete dick, he starts calling me names in a friendly manner, and I joined in the play and smacked him some. Weren't even hard knocks, might I add. Now, later that day, I saw him again, and I ran to him, laughing, grabbed him and tried to make him fall on the ground. 'Course, this was still all harmless play, until he suddenly punched my sunglasses off. So I thought that two can play at that game, and I kicked his ass and gave him hell for nearly breaking my not-so-cheap sunglasses. So he got a more black eye than I did. Now, I threw him on the ground and finished the job, and started walking away while putting my sunglasses back. What does he do? Get up and spit at me, and yet he didn't even hit me. He went to hang out with some guys that are in my class, and started boasting to them about how he supposedly beat me in the ground, and he completely failed to notice the many eyewitnesses around, INCLUDING THE GUYS FROM MY CLASS. One hour later, I found out that I was put in detention for next tuesday because this dickhead had told his teacher that I had "literally kicked his ass and thrown him on the wall". Of course he forgot to mention who was the major maker that dragged the harmless play into painful violence.
If this can't be called being a goat dick, then what?