Round 73 of the Articles Of Excellence ends with Gryzor giving the reboot of the Devil May Cry franchise some kind words, giving kudos to the parts that work really well, but add a cruel tinge towards parts where it fails. He describes this reboot as one with excellent art design and a great combat engine, but a poor story and underwhelming enemies and bosses to utilize such a good combat engine on.

DmC - Devil May Cry Score: 6/10
Genre: Hack and Slash
It's not so much the hype that let me down, as much as it was the potential to be a fantastic game because if they followed through with their designs a lot better, the 8s and 9s and even Tameem's boasting would be justified, but as is... it's worth a rental, but nothing more.

quote Gryzor

The one thing that captures the attention of any potential buyer is what's on the box. As much as people bang on about looking up reviews and trailers,

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I started out writing a reply on a post on Reddit, and then realized I completely went off topic so my post made absolutely no sense, so I have no idea why I was ranting. I guess I got passionately carried away :( anyways, I'll just make it into a blog post here since I don't want to waste what I've already typed. Thread was on what you'd like to see from Nintendo during E3....

I don't think 3rd party is really all it's cracked up to be really. For the most part 3rd party games can always be found on another console so it's just there to give you options, like being able to add bacon bits to your salad, it's nice to have that option but it's there as filler.

Nintendo needs to solidify their first, and second party strategy. This is core, and I think is something that upper management really need to get on the ball with. Nintendo is based out of Japan and they're rather tunnel visioned in a
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Ok, so I've gone to PSNprofiles and everything looks normal. But take a look at the list of Wonderbook: Book of Spells, the list of trophies and all their names are jumbled up.

I wonder if Neoseeker would do something like that.
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Today marks a momentous occasion as the fourth year since the Cracker's inception. It is not April Fool's Day. How dare you suggest such a thing. On this day, I have prepared this non-canonical take on some differentiating opinions in the most sophisticated way possible. Because *bleep* you, that's why.

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March 6th, 2013.
Renton, Washington; United States.
Scott Lycanthrope walked throughout the Walmart of Renton, searching for the electronics section. He came to it and placed a few thousand dollars on the counter. The store clerk looked up in surprise.
“Give me every Nintendo Wii U you've got,” he said.
“Are you sure?” asked the clerk, “Those things haven’t been selling very well, I heard they’re a lot slower then they’re advertised as...”
“I don’t care,” Scott said, “I’ll take every last one. Even the ones in storage.”
“Sir, you can’t buy from storage,” the clerk informed him, raising an eye
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Psh, did not. Y'all cray.

ANYWAY

I'm "Cleaning" my profile up so I'm putting my old quotes here, incase anyone ever wanted to see them.

~Quotes~
(Cute video game themed love poem)

I'd defeat a thousand bosses to lay next to you, and I'd defeat a thousand more if I needed to.
I know that I love Pokemon,
And I like Metroid too,
Please be my Princess Zelda ‘cos
I’d run through the Mushroom Kingdom to you.
To me you’re like a power up,
My own invincibility star
I’d make a bridge from Tetris blocks
To get to where you are.
You’re in first,
I’m at the back
So I’ll jump on this blue shell.
I’d ride on Ridley
Or Dragonite
Anything to escape this hell.
I only have one life left,
The final round,
I’m down to just my Snover.
You send out a Charizard
Please don’t let this be
GAME OVER.

By someone
~!~
(About the comicers in PokeFiction, 2012)

There once was the Golden Three
Their comics were the best they could be

First there was
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The costume is what makes the superhero. It is a symbol to represent themselves. But many of these people were designed back in the 40s and 50s. Way different times from today. So I'm here to rate the Top 5 best and worst.

Little not to everyone on some rules. I'm doing this before the new 52, as many superheroes have had their uniforms changed. Some had a different costume from when they were introduced but eventually stuck to one design for the rest of their comic book lives. If their costumes have changed a lot, like Cyborg's or Iron Man, then they won't be on this list. Batman is not on this list. He has gone through many costume tweaks and thus does not make this list. One last rule: if they were introduced in the 70s to present (no Wolverine), they don't count either. So let's get to it!


The Best




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Xbox -
Dragons Dogma Dark Arisen
Mass Effect Trilogy (whenever that drops to under $30 used on Amazon since they wrap it up like its new)
Walking Dead Season 2

Playstation -

Ni No Kuni: Wrath of the White Witch
Infamous collection
3D Dot Heroes
DemonssssssOulssss
Dark Souls
Uncharted Dual Pack
Uncharted 3
Heavy Rain Directors Cut
The Last of Us
God of War Saga
Splinter Cell Trilogy
Shonen Jump! All Stars


3DS
Weegees Mansion
Smash Bros
Pokemon X
Mario & Weegee 4
Bravely Default: Flying Fairy
Legend of Zelda aLttP2


RECOMMEND ME GAMES PEEPS

I already have my xbox collection the way I want it with a few more odds and ends and given Microsofts nature of abandoning EVERYTHING I think maybe I'll top it off with a gears 3 (because Judgement is shit)

GODDAMN THIS IS EXPENSIVE.
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Well guys I guess its time for me to admit it. Like most of you I'm....I'm a *bites knuckles while quivering* I'M A FAG.

And since I am one now I better be like the rest of you and by a shitstation 3 :(

See that PS4 over there? No backwards compatibility. *bleep* that PS4 over there then.

I will need the best PS3 bundles at the most affordable price (however I will wait for the PS4 to be released since there will most likely be a PS3 price drop to match)

Games I'm interested in BUYING

LBP1
Heavy Rain
Any Tales game
Ni No Kuni - Wrath of the white witch
The Last of Us
infamous series
Splinter Cell HD collection
Tomb Raider HD collection
*Uncharted (I only played a little of 2 and 3 and most of 1 but if I can get the entire collection super cheap I'm in)
Shadow of the colossus HD

Not interested in PSABR but will probably rent when the family is over for the lols. Played it on Vita and was sorely di
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