In sanctuary with Synergy
Dear blog, synergy and I have settled in Mexico. I've already found a job supervising a shoe-making factory, from which I am now typing this. Synergy is quickly settling into the role of a housewife. We've got most of the basic essentials set up- Toaster, Fridge, Xbox 360, bookshelf and so on, and every night, before we cry ourselves to sleep from the fear of ecto5 destroying our happiness, we stay up late and do all the things a couple should do. Like play Portal. We have agreed that it is the best game of 2007. We dream of the day we can return to our former lives untroubled by any jealous ex-boyfriends of Synergy's.
If ever any readers see ecto5, please ask him NOT to pursue us. Synergy isn't his anymore!!!